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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post

    I think it was DangerousBastard that has recounted a story on here several times of a person who fell off their motorcycle in a driveway with no helmet and suffered a permanent brain injury.
    That explains it then. I almost feel sorry for him now. Almost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Wouldn't that weaken the integrity of the cement?
    Not if they used the rocks in their heads for hard fill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clockwork View Post
    Hey, maybe instead of sentenceing crims to x months in prison, they could be sentanced to y hours in the prison workhouse and they stay locked up until they're done.
    Or chain them to the public gallery at Parliament for x-number of months, that'd fuck em up.

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    I have a couple of ideas....Move prisons offshore. I have seen several Indonesian prisons, and I suggest they can do way better than 90K per head per year. Inmates have orange overalls with "Detention" on the back and front. Some prisoners I saw were employed sweeping the motorways...the motorway outside the military base I was at was 16 lanes...8 each way!!
    Option 2: Blue-juice.

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    I was marshalling on turn 1 at Hampton Downs when I saw an ambulance go blazing past. I thought the prisoners are stabbing each other again. Let them bleed ..... doh.
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    Maybe instead of segregating them, they should put one member each from a rival gang in a double bunk cell. Encourage them to work their differences out and all get along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabiker View Post
    I have a couple of ideas....Move prisons offshore. I have seen several Indonesian prisons, and I suggest they can do way better than 90K per head per year. Inmates have orange overalls with "Detention" on the back and front. Some prisoners I saw were employed sweeping the motorways...the motorway outside the military base I was at was 16 lanes...8 each way!!
    Option 2: Blue-juice.
    What about making them sweep the motorway in black overalls at night......... Sorry, thats not very pc, pet stroking, tree hugging, mung bean eating govt officials insist on giving criminals rights.... in usa, prisoners have only the basic human rights, all other rights they gave up when they decided to break the law and fight societies values.
    Should be the same here, prisoners should have no rights beyond existance and basic nutrition. They are in prison, steel bars, concrete walls and minimal contact with normal life.
    In usa, the first sentence is lenient to the crime, second offence is harsher with longer sentence, if prisoner hasn't learned by 3rd offence thats it....... you locked up for long time.
    Some prisons over there run at costs of $10 per inmate per day. Some are quite profitable with inmates earning revenue to pay for their incarceration.
    I like that, make em work to pay for their sentence. Problem here is, inmates take jobs from prospective local communities so the communities get upset when corrections steal there contracts, and pay no labour/ or less labour .
    Private prisons, I'm not convinced they are a smart idea with current legislation, if they changed the political pc view and allowed prisoners to treated like prisoners, maybe I think we would see some change.
    I do think th ministers desire change, and to make a difference. I look forward to seeing it.
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    Ah good old Crazy Steve, his miniscule mind always boil up at times like this!!

    His contribution to me - a red square followed by: 'Shame it wasnt another member of the nz Police..'.

    I feel it's time he led by example and showed us all the right way to do things..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Maybe instead of segregating them, they should put one member each from a rival gang in a double bunk cell. Encourage them to work their differences out and all get along.
    Turn it into a "reality" show on tele and it would make a mint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Not if they used the rocks in their heads for hard fill.
    You reckon there's something other than rocks in there to start with?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabiker View Post
    I have a couple of ideas....Move prisons offshore. I have seen several Indonesian prisons, and I suggest they can do way better than 90K per head per year. Inmates have orange overalls with "Detention" on the back and front. Some prisoners I saw were employed sweeping the motorways...the motorway outside the military base I was at was 16 lanes...8 each way!!
    Option 2: Blue-juice.
    The British tried that a while ago didn't they? some rock called Austrailia I believe... turns out it was just an advance raiding party...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    You reckon there's something other than rocks in there to start with?
    Hell yeah, most gang members, prisoners and their ilk have diplomas or some amazing piece of paper to show how smart they are.

    Oh no, hang on, that's a rap sheet. My bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    The British tried that a while ago didn't they? some rock called Austrailia I believe... turns out it was just an advance raiding party...
    Gotta admit though, the convicts were (and still are) smarter than the locals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Hell yeah, most gang members, prisoners and their ilk have diplomas or some amazing piece of paper to show how smart they are.

    Oh no, hang on, that's a rap sheet. My bad.
    they just take shortcuts and sometimes slay prison officers to boost their bling factor... thinking like that should be removed from society permanently and forcefully... prison is meant to be a deterrent, not a finishing school
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    whoever wrote the "scumdog next to be killed" comment on the tags is a fuckwit, how about you put your name to it you gutless cunt

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