KB Self righteous template - feel free to cut and paste to save time

[Mully]

To the (insert insult, e.g "idiot, fool, dumbarse") riding (insert description of bike - approximation is fine, they know who they are) at (insert location) this morning/today/this evening/tonight/last night/other (delete as required):

You are a (insert insult) for (brief description of the action or actions you find objectionable) because (insert reasons. i.e. think of the children)

(Mention ACC levy increases and how their actions relate to ACC's actions). (Bonus Skyryder points if you blame John Key and/or National - particularly if you call them "Natzional")

If I see you doing it again (insert empty threat about what you will do - examples: call police, knock them off their bike yourself etc)

[CookMySock]

Chill out maaaan.

Steve

[mashman]

To the prick riding my wife at 8:30 this morning:

You are a cock for thinking about another woman because she deserves better than you.

I'd put you in hospital if it wasn't going to come out of my ACC and knowing you're a biker they'd likely class it as a bike related accident. If Skyryder was here he'd go all JohnKeyDonkey on yaw ass as he would consider it a National affront to women everywhere...

If I see you doing it again i'll smash that fucking mirror... you talkin to me

[Mully]

To the prick riding my wife at 8:30 this morning:

You are a cock for thinking about another woman because she deserves better than you.

I'd put you in hospital if it wasn't going to come out of my ACC and knowing you're a biker they'd likely class it as a bike related accident. If Skyryder was here he'd go all JohnKeyDonkey on yaw ass as he would consider it a National affront to women everywhere...

If I see you doing it again i'll smash that fucking mirror... you talkin to me

Excellent work.

Probably not a KB member though.

[YellowDog]

To the (insert insult, e.g "idiot, fool, dumbarse") riding (insert description of bike - approximation is fine, they know who they are) at (insert location) this morning/today/this evening/tonight/last night/other (delete as required):

You are a (insert insult) for (brief description of the action or actions you find objectionable) because (insert reasons. i.e. think of the children)

(Mention ACC levy increases and how their actions relate to ACC's actions). (Bonus Skyryder points if you blame John Key and/or National - particularly if you call them "Natzional")

If I see you doing it again (insert empty threat about what you will do - examples: call police, knock them off their bike yourself etc)

Good idea that man!

Maybe you could create one of those Word macro wizards

[Usarka]

Don't forget the reply template. Choose one:


a) ATGATT - don't they realise what they're doing to our ACC?
b) ATGATT - don't they realise how much it hurts? Let us legistlate the risk out of the equation.
c) Burn them!
d) Fuck your ATGATT you safety nazi.
e) Lick my sweaty balls.