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    Quasi's Lunch time Hotties

    Well got ya attention I bet ya dirty fuckers !!

    Nah the heading was kinda true.

    I wanted to check out a couple of bike shos at lunch time so thought I would go and see the new K5 and see if I still like it, which I did, sat on it and thought mmmmm loverly sitting poistion and controls but what a ugly colour scheme.
    I promptly re gatthered my sences and went across the road where the real bikes are kept, ducatis and kawasakis, I actually wanted to check out a Apillia they had there, I walked in and saw the price of it and got a shock as it was over $22k more than I had.
    Went to perv at the kwakas and dribbled over the new ZXR 05's and peter the sales guy said hey how about a ZX10, I said a bit dear, he replies we got one over there for $18K wanna take it for a spin, DAAAAHHHHHH yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!
    (This aint a review)
    So away I go

    First Impressions where "fucken hell"
    My last impressions where "fucken Hell"

    I rode it out to Te Kowhai just out of hamilton, and sure she handles well brakes well and everything else is covered of well. But the power, Man that thing has more pull than a 16 year old school boy, or even WT for that matter. It bloody hauls arse .

    I dont think I would want one, not because I cant handle it I can (within my limits) but how the hell can ya ride that sought of power around or close to the speed limit, My mind wandered of into Bike Mode and I look down to see a speed which I aint repeating on this forum and it all happen in a squillysecond.

    I think I will cross that of me list and stick to a smaller 600cc

    And the fucken thing is looking at me outside my office window giving me a wink and licking it lips, I think it wants a peice of me again
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    does your partner know you have sex on wheels during lunch time

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    ZX10R is hotter than any woman - period.

    Glad you got to take it for a spin! take it on the motorway and see how quick you can reach 300+... erm testing purposes, then proudly take it back and state your land/speed record...


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    ZX10R is hotter than any woman - period.
    since when were women on the blob hot?


    glad to see you stickin to your senses..
    I've ridden a couple of thous, and obviously there's a fair bit more than the 6. But I also remember riding the 6 for the first time and being blown away. The 636 will break all the speed limits in 1st, and so will any sports thou. There's a ton of power, personally I think a 6 is more than enough to get into trouble on the roads.. Still nice tho

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    since when were women on the blob hot?
    Oh No.............
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    since when were women on the blob hot?

    .....................


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    Hmmm. I am yet to test all of the thous but just today a mate of mine gave me a rundown of a similar experience he had with the K5. Reaaaaal quick - without even trying!!! I am very much seriously considering these latest creations but I better get my arse on them real soon to see what all the fuss is about.

    Thanks for the update their Brett.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil

    And the fucken thing is looking at me outside my office window giving me a wink and licking it lips, I think it wants a peice of me again
    Rep points IF you continue to resist (cruel eh)
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    hey, I didn't say it, John did..
    I said it in a grammatical context ya poof

    1. A punctuation mark ( . ) indicating a full stop, placed at the end of declarative sentences and other statements thought to be complete, and after many abbreviations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I said it in a grammatical context ya poof
    1. A punctuation mark ( . ) indicating a full stop, placed at the end of declarative sentences and other statements thought to be complete, and after many abbreviations.
    Dont tell me you were a class room geek ?
    i never dud larn wut thum thengs war fa
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I said it in a grammatical context ya poof

    1. A punctuation mark ( . ) indicating a full stop, placed at the end of declarative sentences and other statements thought to be complete, and after many abbreviations.
    you did put a ( . ), but at the end of the sentance. You had a dash ( - ) which indicates an addition to the sentance..
    sick puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Dont tell me you were a class room geek ?
    i never dud larn wut thum thengs war fa
    Ask hitcher. He will inform you of my mental incapacity.

    Grammers for the weak real men dont need to stop for a breath


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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    you did put a ( . ), but at the end of the sentance. You had a dash ( - ) which indicates an addition to the sentance..
    sick puppy.
    It was an additon in a sense that the first idea (ZX-10R) was uncontested that there is no more to say on that matter and you know it, you just want me to sound like a dodgy guy!

    back on topic.
    http://www.townandcountrymotorsports...x10r-black.gif

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    being pedantic

    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    you did put a ( . ), but at the end of the sentance. You had a dash ( - ) which indicates an addition to the sentance..
    sick puppy.
    .. it's sentence.
    I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .

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