Should I feel guilty about this?

[Fatt Max]

Just back from taking mini Max to see Disney on Ice at Vector Arena.

Great show, all the favourites out jumping around like Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto and Goofy (these are not KB'rs by the way, I;m talking about the Disney characters).

Any road upwards, Buzz Lightyear and The Incredibles do a bit as well and the kids are loving it.

Then, onto the ice comes this 20 something chick dressed as Snow White, and I immediatley start visualising me, her, a rubber thong, pickled onions and a 6 pack of Guinness in a spa pool.......oooohhhhh far canal.......

Seeing as this is a fairytale character, should I feel guilty about this......??

[PrincessBandit]

I'd be more worried if 'twere the 7 dwarves you were fantasising over..... or the evil queen (but then there is something about baaaaaad girls isn't there?)

[FJRider]

A 6 pack of Gunness ... this is a fairytale. Show some class ... a bottle of some bubbly at least ...

[fliplid]

A 6 pack of Gunness ... this is a fairytale. Show some class ... a bottle of some bubbly at least ...

Guiness has bubbles, and is available in bottles...

[MSTRS:Me]

...and it gives better head than champers...

[Coldrider]

...and it gives better head than champers...

and sometimes chicks...

[Maha]

Thought of this straight away!

[Oakie]

The level of guilt you feel should depend on what you intended to do with
A) the pickled onions
and
B) the first empty Guinness bottle.

[Big Dave]

[avgas]

I always wanted to tap snow white.

[Tank]

reminds me of my fav post of all time on textsfromlastnight.com

" i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... "

[Insanity_rules]

I always had a thing for Sleeping Beauty myself!

[Fatt Max]

I always had a thing for Sleeping Beauty myself!

Yeah, can see that she would bang like a barn door in the wind and would have a great collection of shagging tackle to wear, but she is just a tad too skinny for me.

Now, Mrs Shreck, there's a woman with a great set of tits who dont mind getting down and dirty in the mud, plus by the look of her bloke she is a bit of a chubby chaser, reckon I could be in there......give the old swamp a bit of mowing......Wouldnt put it past her to fart in the sack as well like a real woman should