Come on, admit it...

[scumdog]

Oh yeah, farting on the bike, awesome ! you can't hear it over the loud exhaust

Wanna bet??

[hellokitty]

Wanna bet??

mine aren't that loud and if you can hear it you are following way too close!

[RiderInBlack]

Wanna bet??

Shit yours must be good ones ta hear over a HDLOL.

[MSTRS:Me]

Shit yours must be good ones ta hear over a HDLOL.

No....it's the all-new 3 cyl HD he rides these days...

[RiderInBlack]

No....it's the all-new 3 cyl HD he rides these days...

Shit it must surely have some beans, and go like stinkLOL

[Bass]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

[Fatt Max]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

[Laava]

.. It's like adding another 5Hp!

Oh, so you have a modified intake? Is it comfortable to sit on? Pics and recommended diet please?

[PrincessBandit]

Ok, not too many women commenting in here, so here goes: Yes, yes and yes. And I can sound like an entire trombone section of a brass band when I'm on form. Nothing like letting rip in the morning before getting out of bed and having the kids go "bloody hell, mum, we could hear that from here!" (they know it's me 'cos Balu has been long gone in the morning as he starts work early). I used to be able to blame it on the dog, but sadly he is no longer with us - my alibi has defarted. I mean departed.

[george formby]

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

You just need to lift one cheek of the seat to relieve the tension

[george formby]

I hold a black belt in farting, I can make the dog run away & my partner has been known to wretch. I love her though, she tries very hard to retaliate, even in public. The duvet has been known to hover & I regularly wake up the missus but not myself. She claims to fart on my head as payback, no piccies though.. I noticed a skidmark in my girlfriends knickers the other day whilst doing the washing, she must be practicing on the sly, bless her.
I do live in fear of follow through, particularly when touching cloth & things are fermented from to much homebrew.

[george formby]

[Bass]

My wife home bakes all our bread and tasty stuff it is too - but talk about rocket fuel !!!!
A good feed of toast in the morning and I can sit at my computer all afternoon without needing a chair.

[george formby]

My wife home bakes all our bread and tasty stuff it is too - but talk about rocket fuel !!!!
A good feed of toast in the morning and I can sit at my computer all afternoon without needing a chair.

[Love my Bonnie]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

heehee thats really funny

I can fart in bed coz i'm single

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????