Come on, admit it...

**Fatt Max** · 23rd May 2010, 09:35

How many of you lot fart in bed? I'm not talking about the little wispy ones that you can hide with a cough, I mean the realy knicker ripping blow out that any bloke would be proud of.

I am settling an argument with a relative who says that girls simply do not do that kind of thing......

So, whats the story my lovelies?

**MSTRS:Me** · 23rd May 2010, 09:38

Any girl that says they don't, is a liar. But their specialty is the silent, but deadly Carpet Slipper...

**RiderInBlack** · 23rd May 2010, 09:53

Of Course They Do. I'd be dam worried as a Nurse if they didn't. Not farting is a Major Health Problem.

**Mom** · 23rd May 2010, 09:59

I dont fart

**Fatt Max** · 23rd May 2010, 10:02

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

Of Course They Do. I'd be dam worried as a Nurse if they didn't. Not farting is a Major Health Problem.

Hmmm, In my house farting is the major health problem......especially as last night was chilli night.

Come on girls, dont be shy, this is top level research I am doing here

**MIXONE** · 23rd May 2010, 10:16

I fart but of course as my shit doesn't stink my farts do'nt either...

**RiderInBlack** · 23rd May 2010, 10:17

Originally Posted by Mom

I dont fart

Ya better see ya GP ASAP then before ya explode (like that guy in Monty Python's "Meaning Of Life"

). It will be one hell of a mess, and the Planes in be stuck in AK for weeks.

**Maha** · 23rd May 2010, 10:23

It aint called the fart sack for nufink ya know!

Hell yeah fun times!!

**Hopeful Bastard** · 23rd May 2010, 10:25

Girls dont need to fart... They talk enough shit as it is... Lmao!

**yungatart** · 23rd May 2010, 10:32

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

**Gubb** · 23rd May 2010, 10:32

I do it enough for the both of us.

And a small Malawian army.

**hellokitty** · 23rd May 2010, 10:34

Of course women fart! No one can fart louder than my husband, his early morning farts actually echo they are so loud.
In my experience women do nasty sneaky farts that smell really bad due to the healthy, full of fibre shit they eat like museli and nuts etc.
Anyone that says they don't fart is a liar.
If you are in hospital after surgery they won't let you go home until you fart.......

**Maha** · 23rd May 2010, 10:34

Originally Posted by yungatart

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

Used sump oil more like!!!

**hellokitty** · 23rd May 2010, 10:35

Originally Posted by yungatart

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

Oh yeah, farting on the bike, awesome ! you can't hear it over the loud exhaust