Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Distraught parents will say all sorts of things. I blame the fucking media for reporting what was said.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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