Coromandel ride Sun 5th june

**Zed** · 30th May 2005, 19:43

Originally Posted by NhuanH

JSG, you appear to operate in a realm of juxtaposition [mebbe this could be your next handle??]. You castigated poor aff-man for missing your attempt at a piss take, yet you are ready to dish it out without the blink of an eye?

By your principles demonstrated then, should I also unleash a potty mouthed session of Tourette's Syndrome???!!? A mindless tirade without any considered thought? Hmmm. Stopped to think about it. No, I don't think I will, because following your lead, I'd just have to rescind those negative sentiments a couple of posts down. Oh, and because I'm a grown up.

Your nomination for Compost flame warrior "just" seems wholly appropriate now...

Hehe, you have quite a way with words Mr Nhuan...JSG's in Wonderland and doesn't know how deep the rabbit-hole goes with you dude.

Now back to this ride...looks like there's gonna be a rumble so I might have to turn up to mediate!

Here's hoping this blizzard will pass by then?

**Quasievil** · 30th May 2005, 19:59

Hey guys keep it the thread in line with the subject is would ya !!

or I will delete some of the crapola, Oh yes I will !!

try me

**Two Smoker** · 30th May 2005, 20:04

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Hey guys keep it the thread in line with the subject is would ya !!

or I will delete some of the crapola, Oh yes I will !!

try me

so you coming on this ride???

**woody68** · 30th May 2005, 21:21

I could be keen to, just have to hear back from Sensei about some 851 pipes for the duc.

May go down naki way to pick them up if not i will be with you lot.
And i will try to get my mate out on his bike as well. he's a bit of a girl he does'nt like the rain or the cold.

**Quasievil** · 30th May 2005, 22:05

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

so you coming on this ride???

knoath mate Knoath

**aff-man** · 30th May 2005, 22:55

Originally Posted by Quasievil

knoath mate Knoath

*Sigh* yet another 05 636 to drool over

If i make it

**sAsLEX** · 30th May 2005, 23:33

Originally Posted by woody68

And i will try to get my mate out on his bike as well. he's a bit of a girl he does'nt like the rain or the cold.

just rode back from uni in the rain and cold, it sucked after spending 14 odd hours in at uni today getting cold and wet.

Going to buy some decent winter gloves next pay!!!

**justsomeguy** · 31st May 2005, 00:26

Originally Posted by NhuanH

JSG, you appear to operate in a realm of juxtaposition [mebbe this could be your next handle??]. You castigated poor aff-man for missing your attempt at a piss take, yet you are ready to dish it out without the blink of an eye?

By your principles demonstrated then, should I also unleash a potty mouthed session of Tourette's Syndrome???!!? A mindless tirade without any considered thought? Hmmm. Stopped to think about it. No, I don't think I will, because following your lead, I'd just have to rescind those negative sentiments a couple of posts down. Oh, and because I'm a grown up.

Your nomination for Compost flame warrior "just" seems wholly appropriate now...

Well, that’s the first time I’ve been labelled a hypocrite. The post for which I was "bad repped" was a piss take and actually had the sentence, "P.S: For all the idiots who take this seriously - this is a piss take. SpeedMedic is one of the nicest guys."
Hence when Jonno by mistake took things pretty seriously no doubt due to him being tired after a long day I leapt at the chance to call him an idiot. He is the first ever KiwiBiker I met and he has helped me a lot when I was buying my bike and with my learners test, etc. So I know him and his background quite well and know how far I may go when innocently jousting with him. I'm slightly surprised seeing you act as his advocate when he needs no standing in for.

I know Rhys too pretty well and have met him on several rides and think he’s a pretty swell chap as well, I feel he has a great sense of humour and a stand up comedian type attitude to life.

Winja I have not yet met but he and I have quite a few funny little harmless exchanges on the forum where we try to try and make each other look more foolish by picking every thing under the sun to tease each other about.

Felix and I share a love for similar aspects of automotive culture, which has resulted in many an interesting conversation, which inturn helped me get to know him a lot better personally and I must say he and I have always been on the best of terms. Inaddition he has offered me a lot of advice on several rides, which has greatly improved my riding and helped me.

Now maybe it’s acceptable in your personal environment but from back where I come from it is VERY disrespectful when a stranger insults your mother.

Compared to the others you are a complete stranger to me.

I was quite surprised when Rhys responded to my comment calling him a four eyed genius with the statement: "I needed all four to satisfy your mum. She's a thirsty wee lass." Whatever that means it didn’t seem too offensive, "typical Mr Skid, " I chuckled to myself. My initial comment to Rhys was in response to one of his characteristic wisecracks. No hard feelings yet. But then I noticed that he changed his "bike title" to JSG’s mum…. that raised my ire slightly but he has now changed it back.

You first responded to a comment I made poking fun at Felix and portrayed yourself as some sort of authority figure, your language was filled with a lot of connotations from the Star Wars movies; not too surprising and actually quite witty given that the latest Star Wars movie is currently in theatres.

However you next post:

Originally Posted by NhuanH

Damn straight, he best step correct and leave yo momma out of this. Everyone knows she's my biatch

Me and WINJA do have a standing gentlemen's agreement and take turns. We only let Mr $kid come play with one of the aunties.

Did make me feel rather indignant. I tend to get a bit sensitive when someone calls my mum their "biatch" and says that they have a standing gentlemens agreement "taking turns". Especially when that person is A STRANGER who I’ve had next to no connection with on KB.

I’ve read quite a lot of posts on KB and cannot really remember any that matches yours for its combination of degenerate delinquency.

Piss take or not - would you have said this to my face?? Well you practically said it before 2000 people. Sure WINJA has his moments but his posts are always laden with innuendoes and conjectures and never as blatantly demeaning as your outburst.

Next you call me a mindless, foul-mouthed, helpless-hypocrite suffering from a compulsive tendency to unleash a series of rank rants at every available opportunity. I fail to discern how you came to such a perspicacious conclusion.

You also mentioned that "unlike me" you think before you act, yet unless I am mistaken it was you who chose to juxtapose yourself into an online conversation that did not concern you with a rather "potty mouthed" intrusion.

So now I wonder who is the charlatan [mebbe this could be your next handle??] releasing mounds of compost.

I would like to request you to please refrain from including any members of my family in any rejoinder that you deliver. You may however include me in any tirade with as much vehemency as you desire, as a matter of fact - go for it.

**justsomeguy** · 31st May 2005, 01:20

Four minutes...... nooooo

How could you believe that I saw you with a bomb that could go off if the newbies dropped their speed below a certain limit and a firearm that you discharged at police cars........

Hehehehe........
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To all KB'ers in general:

All water under the bridge for me -

Tease me all you like, I'll take it; just leave my mum out of it.

**2_SL0** · 31st May 2005, 08:03

And as the sands .......blur blur blur, these are the days of our lives, blur blur blur"

**NhuanH** · 31st May 2005, 08:41

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Hey guys keep it the thread in line with the subject is would ya !!

Aiight, nuff red sed in dis thred. Mesa gonna listen to Uncle Quasi’s advice ‘cos he’s big, bald and evil. And he has an evil green bike.

I shan’t continue on this subject beyond this post and be vilified for simply being the last man in with an already worn in “yo momma” gag. Well enough post-whoring has already been done, by my meager standards

JSG, you sweating it too much fella. Look around, this is an InterWeb forum. My tender typing fingers and eyes are surprised that I have provided the worst example of “degenerate delinquency” (nice wordsmithing by the way

) in this thread, let alone throughout all posts in KB land. Like my cousin Wong from Hong Kong sez: “rerax”. Dunno, it might help going to bed earlier? And big, long RSI inducing posts like your eloquent response might wear you out for riding.

At least some KB readers have had some entertainment, eh Kawagreen?

BTW, who is this Charlotte, and wouldn’t she want her own handle?!!?

[Segues back to thread topic:]
Dang, hope this ferocious weather system passes over before Sunday

**justsomeguy** · 31st May 2005, 08:56

Yeah sure mate.......

Hope the weather is better awesome riding roads those......

Good to see it's all in the past. by the way no one called you Charlotte...... too much reading got you dyslexic??....save your energy and brain cells to concentrate on ....hehehehehehe......

......

See you around and keep it shiny side up.....

I will be there if the forecast is fine aint too keen on riding in the wet with no back brakes...... and it's also the day my car club has it's monthly drive ---

so rain or shine I should be out on the road somewhere......

Ah SH25 pure magic those parts......

Yu njoy yerself too