Spam - Query

[Mom]

OK, so I am a self confessed numpty on how these wankers get to send me crap spam mail. SO can someone pleae explain how my email can receive this shit?

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I thought "pistons" was a good place to stop, but the email goes on and on and on with more of the same. It came into a family email attached to the main @xtra one I have had for YEARS.

I thoughjt I was well protected and my ISP wanks on at how efficient their spam filters are. How come I end up getting this shit?

[CookMySock]

Usually what happens is someone who has you in their outlook addressbook gets a virus, and that virus can be used for a range of stuff, including large spam runs. It uses their Outlook addressbook as a list of people to email to. It will often include a .zip, .pif, or .exe and try trick you into opening it so it can infect your computer as well.

There are a few technical workarounds. One is called "greylisting" - when the incoming mail is being delivered it spits a temporary error and tells the virus sending the email to come back and try again later, at which point a "real" email server will do just that, but the virus will just give up right away. There isn't really a huge amount you can do, except join the exodus away from using Outlook and Explorer. At least then you are part of the solution and not part of the problem.

Theres a huge underworld behind viruses - they are not just here to piss you off and fuck your pooter, they are there to make someone else money.

Steve

[peasea]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

Am I helping?

[Mudfart]

im getting stuff from heaps of game sites cvoz my little ones know my email, and haf to reigster an address.
im also getting loads of pharmaceutical spam, and when you try to unsubscribe, it wont let you. talk about illegal, but we astill get it?

[Virago]

im also getting loads of pharmaceutical spam, and when you try to unsubscribe, it wont let you. talk about illegal, but we astill get it?

Never ever respond to spam - you've just confirmed that it's going to an active email address, and that you're reading it. Clicking Unsubscribe simply says to them that you're reading their emails, and your email address is now a more valuable target.

Most people get the viagra / penis growth type spam, although most spam filters will send it to junk mail. Even KB gets it...

[davereid]

Aunty Maureen. Sent my super-secret, family-only email address an "e-birthday card". Now the Russians know my email address, my real name, my real address, my date of birth.. cos the nice website asked for Aunty Mo to fill it all out so they could send me an "e-card" for my birthday.

And just by filling in my DOB it would remind her of special birthdays.

She could store my address FOR FREE just by filling out the form.

Good old Aunty Mo !

[MIXONE]

What you mean it's not real?
But I've got billions of dollars coming to me and my penis will be 10 in. long and stay standing all night long.

[JimO]

penis growth type spam, although most spam filters will send it to junk mail. Even KB gets it...

last thing KB needs is bigger cocks

[Jonno.]

im getting stuff from heaps of game sites cvoz my little ones know my email, and haf to reigster an address.
im also getting loads of pharmaceutical spam, and when you try to unsubscribe, it wont let you. talk about illegal, but we astill get it?

10 minute mail was invented for this.

[Ronin]

Usually what happens is someone who has you in their outlook addressbook gets a virus, and that virus can be used for a range of stuff, including large spam runs. It uses their Outlook addressbook as a list of people to email to. It will often include a .zip, .pif, or .exe and try trick you into opening it so it can infect your computer as well.

There are a few technical workarounds. One is called "greylisting" - when the incoming mail is being delivered it spits a temporary error and tells the virus sending the email to come back and try again later, at which point a "real" email server will do just that, but the virus will just give up right away. There isn't really a huge amount you can do, except join the exodus away from using Outlook and Explorer. At least then you are part of the solution and not part of the problem.

Theres a huge underworld behind viruses - they are not just here to piss you off and fuck your pooter, they are there to make someone else money.

Steve

How about you give some useful info? I have seen no difference what so ever between machines using IE and Outlook than the ones using Firefox and Thunderbird.

Basicly Mom, your spam filter does it's best. Train it tell it that that piece of mail is spam and it will learn and the spam will decrease... a little. Failing that use gmail to get all you mail. I get zero spam now. I can give you a hand with that if you like.

[Winston001]

How about you give some useful info? I have seen no difference what so ever between machines using IE and Outlook than the ones using Firefox and Thunderbird.

Basicly Mom, your spam filter does it's best. Train it tell it that that piece of mail is spam and it will learn and the spam will decrease... a little. Failing that use gmail to get all you mail. I get zero spam now. I can give you a hand with that if you like.

Wot he said is spot-on.

[Pedrostt500]

And I thought this was going to be a Spam recipe thread.

[Gubb]

last thing KB needs is bigger cocks

One DangerousBastard is enough thanks.

[Winston001]

Send “Spam Song” Ringtone to Your Cell

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

[Gremlin]

Mom, most of it is technical, but basically, spammers try very hard to make their emails look legit, while normal people often don't bother one way or another. In short, spam emails can "look" more real to a spam filter than a normal email, and hence, get through the system. If a system is too harsh, you won't get the real emails from friends. If it is too soft, you get spam. It's a massive balancing act.

The email address the email comes from can be faked, made up, etc. I could write the software necessary to send out an email appearing to be from anyone I liked. Guys, bear in mind she is using the ISP's spam filter, giving her very little control over a lot of anti-spam features that businesses have.

I manage several private mail servers for companies, processing at least 1000-2000 legit emails every day, and spam would make up 80-90% of emails. Public mail servers would have a much higher rate of spam. In short Mom, getting the odd spam (less than 10 a day) is not too bad. If spam stopped existing... it would be great (and make my days a lot better).