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    Recreationists say, it is written in the Old Test that God created rugby...

    By jove I think they are on to something......you know, there's no intermediate species between the round ball and the oval ball.......makes you think.....

    http://www.listener.co.nz/issue/3650...goalposts.html

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    Those guys have a lot of time on their hands, yes?
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    if god giveth, can he taketh away again please?
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    If there is a God, I'm sure he'd have no truck with metric rubbish...100m long? Pah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    If there is a God, I'm sure he'd have no truck with metric rubbish...100m long? Pah!
    heaven forbid an easy to understand measurement system aye?
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    He may have create rugby but he follows Arsenal football Club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    heaven forbid an easy to understand measurement system aye?
    Damn those filthy french and their logical thinking.

    Actually it does not surprise me that God created rugby (don't forget about everything else of course). I notice that in some quarters he has inbued our amazing All Blacks with the ability to walk on water

    Perhaps any defeats are caused by the sin of Onan...?

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    The whole concept is sad.
    May as well talk about how awesome your chess set is.
    Honestly people who talk rugby, are more boring than the chess club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    He may have create rugby but he follows Arsenal football Club!
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    No your confused that is Jesus. Jesus is a thorn is God's side - he never does anything cool. Still at least Jesus is better than god's other son - Ralph, who works in IT, and plays WoW all day.

    God invented the slam dunk don't you know.
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    But if god had created rugby, would it not be perfect, and therefore they wouldn't have to fuck with the rules every 3 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    But if god had created rugby, would it not be perfect, and therefore they wouldn't have to fuck with the rules every 3 weeks.
    In the beginning God created and it was good.
    Any other work is of the devil
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    No your confused that is Jesus. Jesus is a thorn is God's side - he never does anything cool. Still at least Jesus is better than god's other son - Ralph, who works in IT, and plays WoW all day.

    God invented the slam dunk don't you know.
    I'm quite sure it's God, I'm not religious and have never met God but I did speak to a religious person once, they showed me a book with a picture in it. Granted it wasn't a photo but the likeness to my avatar is uncanny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    In the beginning God created and it was good.
    Any other work is of the devil
    NZRFU = Bealezbub
    So the IRB is a satanic cult, and attending the rugby world cup is effectively worshipping at the altar of the devil?

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    This thread has my vote for "thread of the week"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    I'm quite sure it's God, I'm not religious and have never met God but I did speak to a religious person once, they showed me a book with a picture in it. Granted it wasn't a photo but the likeness to my avatar is uncanny.
    Now that you mention it. I haven't met god either. So mabey you are right.
    However not even god can save the gunners, they need talent. Chelsea talent
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