Random thoughts...post away
"Wet nuts are not good..."
Resident Redneck
Random thoughts...post away
"Wet nuts are not good..."
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have you ever seen a family of kangroos steal a pirate ship??
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Forum whore
Butterflys smell with their feet.Originally Posted by Bren
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random thoughts or facts?
male sea horses have the babys
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Dickens Cider
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
No body move... I dropped my brain
BMW Motorrad
People can't lick their elbow. Go on, try!
Btw, you'll look like a retard while trying.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
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um well
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The instructions are simple...
ACC are a pack of devious cunts. We need to be more so...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Resident Redneck
Should I do housework or go for a ride?
The metal is always nude.
An ostrich's brain is smaller than it's eye (while you're on the subject of ACC....)
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Hardcore Biker
Should I do some actual work or keep reading KB posts...
Speeding Safely!
Bite my shiney metal ass
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If Starmart is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If you could have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do park rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
How can a male have so many thoughts in one day let alone in the space of minutes?
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Bite my shiney metal ass
I'm part housefly! Or it could be ADD, I can't commit to one thought at once. Welcome to my mind, a scary place to holiday!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
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i have more thoughts than that about sex in a minute
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