If I ever catch up to you I'm gonna give you a beating so bad your face will resemble the slime that dribbles out your arse when you have the shits!
You've been warned.
Some bastard stole my backpack outta my car last night. It had a portable hard drive in it and my wallet along with some clothes. Because I've only just noticed I can't report it until Tuesday and will have no money until Tuesday either.
If anyone in Rangiora notices some fella walking round with an Iron Maiden wallet, please let me know. I wanna smack them over!
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