View Poll Results: The result of the RWC Semi will be...

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  • All Blacks by 20+ (a hiding)

    1 6.25%
  • All Blacks by 10-20 (a good win)

    4 25.00%
  • All Blacks by 1-9 (a bit too bloody close)

    3 18.75%
  • All Blacks win in extra time (time for a change of trousers)

    0 0%
  • The convicts will pull out a blinder and beat us

    8 50.00%
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Thread: AB'S vs Wobbalies

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    Talking AB'S vs Wobbalies

    Alright, how much badly are the wallabies going to get thrashed?

    Include any good Aussie jokes here:

    >>>

    A seven year old Australian boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama

    today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody over

    him.

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded

    custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his

    parents and refused to live there.

    When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried

    out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the

    boy to chose who should have custody of him.

    Custody was yesterday granted to the Australian Rugby team, as the boy

    firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

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    Two Drovers are out in the back of beyond having an argument about who has the smarter dog.

    Drover one: "I can prove it, Red fetch us a feed!"

    A couple of hours go by without old red coming back, and drover one wears it solid but red finally crawls back with a bunch of bannanas looking much the worse for wear.

    Drover two: "Not to shabby but watch this, Blue fetch us a feed!".

    Blue takes off at a rate of knotts comes back with a stick.

    Drover one pisses himself laughing but blue carries on dissapearing coming back with sticks and drover two just smiles.

    This carries on for half an hour, before blue comes back with a billy full of water takes off again.

    Drover one is looking a little less smug but still laughing.

    Blue comes back with two eggs drops them into the billy lights the fire swings the billy times the eggs to perfection, puts out the fire, tips the hot water out and sticks "His arse in the air.

    Drover one: "Well f@#k me, you do have the smarter dog but why has he buried his face in the sand with his arse waving in the breeze?

    Drover two:"He knows I don't have an egg cup see!"


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    Who cares...the arrogant english are going to play the worst rugby in the tournament, but somehow keep winning.

    TTFN
    Legalise anarchy

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    Nah I reckon the frogs will mine the dressing rooms,fuck it up,an sink the bloody footy field.The USA will invade as a result of the percived terrorist danger,then shoot all the Abos,for being the wrong color,The Pom,s will go home in shame after prince charles finaly admits to being gay .And the boy,s in black will once again reign supreme.
    Pssssst,ye wona by a breeedge maaaaate,

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    Originally posted by bluninja
    Who cares...the arrogant english are going to play the worst rugby in the tournament, but somehow keep winning.

    TTFN

    With a kicker like Wilkinson, we could win even if the other 14 players were kiwis.
    As for arrogance, being the number one team in the world, who wouldn't brag?
    "I am determined to live forever, or die trying."

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    Originally posted by Frenzal
    With a kicker like Wilkinson, we could win even if the other 14 players were kiwis.
    As for arrogance, being the number one team in the world, who wouldn't brag?
    Best check those rankings again young fella.

    Picking a Black & Blue final. if touch judges look after that B...
    Gregan ont' blind side.

    And the blue team keep that yellow tinge under control.

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    Say what?!
    uno patito dalle motociclette italiane

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    Originally posted by bikerboy
    Say what?!
    Obvious init..........Try y'wot....

    instead of that mircan stuff



    Black = NZ

    Blue = france

    yellow = french under pressure

    Gregan = Cheating ozzie captain

    oh who cares.........................

    check the link............might help you grasp wot I mean?





    (patronising or wot. Eh Slim?)

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    I'm sorry I mustn't have been clear enough Ricamortise. When I said number one team in the world I meant on skill, not ratings.
    Heh, but I agree France will probably beat England in the semis. So until then I'm gonna keep on bragging.
    "I am determined to live forever, or die trying."

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    Well what can I say - we were played off the park and deserved to lose the game.  Singularly one of the worst games I have seen the AB's play.  Not only did OZ out defend us - we continued to play with slow ball turnover and a flat and stationary back line.........our defence waited for the OZ players to come to them and missed too many tackles.  OZ obviously wanted the win much more than we did.  We didn't have a plan B to counter OZ with - ridiculous.  We were too slow to breakdowns and keep the ball too close to the rucks and mauls.

    C'est La Vie.

    As Mitch would say - it is building blocks - it is all about 2007.....or is the 11......hold on may be 15? 

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    Yes, the Oz's quite simply kicked AB's butt. Being 1/2 pom 1/2 kiwi, I guess I'll have to abandon the word loyalty and support the English.

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    Although it's a fact that I usually tend to keep quiet, there is the odd occasion on which I'm almost proud to say that I was born and brought up in Seeeeedney...

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    All Blacks?
    Sorry never heard of them,what kind of Bikes do they race?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    That was very frustrating and very painful to watch.

    If I had a wife and kids I think I would have to beat them now.

    Go froggies.

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    This poll needed the option of:

    The Wallabies dont need to play a blinder, the All Blacks will play like absolute arse the entire game and gift the Wallabies the cup.

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