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    The things ya do when stoned.

    Got the teeth out on thursday and dentures fitted straight up,being a wimp when it comes to needles i asked for some pills to take beforehand,all good and he gave me a script for 2 pills (threw out the container so cant say what they were).10 oclock on the day i took them as told 1/2 an hour before my appointment,at 10.15 i was getting a little concerned as i felt no different,into the car and down there we went and still no changgetting very worried at this stage,went into the dentists sat down and started reading a magazine and then (this is what i am told by the Mrs) i stood up,started laughing loudly and said to the receptionist "your to fucking fat for a 250 buy a 400 and stick 250 stickers on it,nobody will know the difference"she was a big un and went bright red whilst my Mrs shrunk and went bright redi was then whisked into the dentists roomWhilst kind of funny i am going to go down there Monday and apologise as she really was a nice lady,no idea if she even rides a bike.Great pills though,barely felt a thing.
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    where they little yellow ones that looked like they wouldn't bring down a mouse?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    where they little yellow ones that looked like they wouldn't bring down a mouse?
    Nope,2 little oval white ones,took awhile but when they worked they worked.
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    They gave me two valiums before my vasectomy - didn't help a bit.

    Just made me misunderstand time. Before he'd even started cutting, I'd had enough and was telling him he'd made a great job of pretending to just be finding my tubes. I was sure he was nearly finished.

    He'd barely started.

    I got so agitated he offered to halt the procedure.


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    My Mrs went in to get her wisdom teeth done, I was meant to be there to assist her when she got out.

    Had a cunning plan, when she went in I asked the receptionist how long it would take, was told 45 minutes, sweet as, down the pub for a couple of ales.

    Got back 44 minutes later, The Mrs was out to it on the floor in the reception area, seems it had taken 30 minutes and she had spent the last 15 minutes walking around, rolling on the floor,crawling, and talking absolute shit as she was stoned right out of her mind.

    Then she lay down and went to sleep.

    I carried her out to the wagon, she came round just as we got home, I told her it was all sweet, That she came out of the dentist a bit drowsy and I was there waiting, I walked her to the wagon and we came home.


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    Nice post H,wonder if she had the same pills as me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    My Mrs went in to get her wisdom teeth done, I was meant to be there to assist her when she got out.

    Had a cunning plan, when she went in I asked the receptionist how long it would take, was told 45 minutes, sweet as, down the pub for a couple of ales.

    Got back 44 minutes later, The Mrs was out to it on the floor in the reception area, seems it had taken 30 minutes and she had spent the last 15 minutes walking around, rolling on the floor,crawling, and talking absolute shit as she was stoned right out of her mind.

    Then she lay down and went to sleep.

    I carried her out to the wagon, she came round just as we got home, I told her it was all sweet, That she came out of the dentist a bit drowsy and I was there waiting, I walked her to the wagon and we came home.


    No fuckin drama.
    Until she goes to the dentist next. hahaha

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    Had a wisdom tooth out that required the surgeon to do the job - not just the dentist.

    He did the memory block thing with me via IV (rohypnol plus summat else). Subjectively the same as a general - don't remember a thing. Got driven home was told to go to bed and not get up for the rest of the day. I felt pretty OK thought I was fine.

    Got bored in bed so decided a coupla vids would be the go and decided I would be fine to drive down to the vid shop at the mall - five minutes away. All good. Got there. Parked in the mall carpark, went and got the vids. Came out. Looked for the car. Fuck me, I couldn't remember where I had parked it - not a fucking clue. Seems the memory was still AWOL. Spent twenty minutes wandering around aimlessly looking for lost car. Eventually stumbled on it and went back home. Where the reception was for from warm shall we say...
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    Valium injection ftw!

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    Ive now got the erge to get some teeth out....sounds like fun
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    Out of interest, what was the cost of teeth extraction and detures?? thinking of doing the same thing soon (sick of repeat visits and paying for my dentists new car-damn they charge!!)
    cheers and I hope the new teeth are settling in fine

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    I think I can feel wisdumb teeth with my tongue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    Out of interest, what was the cost of teeth extraction and detures?? thinking of doing the same thing soon (sick of repeat visits and paying for my dentists new car-damn they charge!!)
    cheers and I hope the new teeth are settling in fine
    $2500 for dentures & $1000 for dentist for me in march.
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    I had to get a spot off my arm, so the doc gave me two benzo tabs. I took one when leaving home and by the time I got to the doc I was high as a fucking kite, so I did the right thing and took the other one as well, LOL.

    He sticks me with the local needle - "can you feel this?" - "yup." "Does it hurt?" "Nup". "What about this?" - "Nup."

    Doc gets scalpel out - slice, slice.. "can you feel this?" - "yup." "Does it hurt?" "Nup - go for it. This is interesting."

    I see why this shit is dangerous... Two 0.5mg tabs and I was ready to do the whole operation myself.


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