Short and to the point.
Short and to the point.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Ahhhh...yeah...the last of the great lovers, huh...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
All this soppy stuff brings a tear to the eye.
Midwives. [Helping people out]
Fantastic, love the way that song comes together. The tonality, expressive chord work, syncopating vocals, the full package.
Now come on, a bloke only writes a song for a chick if he is trying to get her in the sack, he will put together a fecking album of material if it means there is a shot at the happy place. So fess up all male musicians out there, you told her it was 'especially for her' because of the chance of horizontal jogging later that evening.
Its the same as teling her that 75mm is 6".......if you know what I mean (oops, wrong thread)
Anyway, I speak from experience here and, well, it has not worked out too well for me. My 1989 singlle "Get Over Here Luv And Suck On This' didnt hit the spot with the girl I was seeing at the time, neither did the B side 'I Hear You Like Fruit, Well Gobble This Cos It's A Peach'.
Mind you, 'Cover Me In Pie Fat' got a few bites from the other ladies at the Jenny Craig focus group until my 'You Look LIke A Back Door Kind Of Girl' album came out.....
Still, here's trying......
Ive always found that the "donkey punch" ensures they fuck off straight away,no need for that lame conversation thing afterwards.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
"Do ya fuck on first dates?
Does ya Dad own a Brewery?
Can I feel ya tits?
Will you show them to me" etc etc..........
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
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