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    Gotta love a romantic.

    Short and to the point.
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    Ahhhh...yeah...the last of the great lovers, huh...
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    All this soppy stuff brings a tear to the eye.
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    Fantastic, love the way that song comes together. The tonality, expressive chord work, syncopating vocals, the full package.

    Now come on, a bloke only writes a song for a chick if he is trying to get her in the sack, he will put together a fecking album of material if it means there is a shot at the happy place. So fess up all male musicians out there, you told her it was 'especially for her' because of the chance of horizontal jogging later that evening.

    Its the same as teling her that 75mm is 6".......if you know what I mean (oops, wrong thread)

    Anyway, I speak from experience here and, well, it has not worked out too well for me. My 1989 singlle "Get Over Here Luv And Suck On This' didnt hit the spot with the girl I was seeing at the time, neither did the B side 'I Hear You Like Fruit, Well Gobble This Cos It's A Peach'.

    Mind you, 'Cover Me In Pie Fat' got a few bites from the other ladies at the Jenny Craig focus group until my 'You Look LIke A Back Door Kind Of Girl' album came out.....

    Still, here's trying......

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    Ive always found that the "donkey punch" ensures they fuck off straight away,no need for that lame conversation thing afterwards.
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    "Do ya fuck on first dates?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    "Do ya fuck on first dates?
    Does ya Dad own a Brewery?
    Can I feel ya tits?
    Will you show them to me" etc etc..........
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