Football facts for New Zealanders

[firefighter]

- Football refs take responsibility for their decisions and dont rely on the 'Third Ref' cop out

I'm sure Ireland wo'nt agree with you on that one......France will though. I'd rather side with the Irish.

- The majority of footballers have tatoos that are spelt right

Lol, Wut?

No in NZ Rugby is a game for hooligans played by bogans.

I though it was played by darkies?

Indeed it does require skill and tactics, two years at drama school ensures the best of these qualities are on display in every game.

Hahahahaha. Yep. I was going to reply to that but you have put it quite nicely.


Facts I have to add.

- It's Soccer not Football!
- When someone scores a goal, the players will run around gobbing each other off, and may endulge in full on anal sex.....this is normal.
- When they fall over screaming in pain, and get stretchered off it's so bad, you will see them on the pitch again in around 20mins. They have the same water as is on "waterboy", and is all part of the act.

[Hiflyer]

- It's Soccer not Football!

Treading on thin ice here mate! haha

The other two points are true though haha,

[GOONR]

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- When they fall over screaming in pain, and get stretchered off it's so bad, you will see them on the pitch again in around 20mins. They have the same water as is on "waterboy", and is all part of the act.

Ya mean like this,

[firefighter]

Ya mean like this,

No, more like this;

[Scuba_Steve]

when 2 great sports combine...

[GOONR]

No, more like this;....

Haha, classic, that is true Hollywood.

[Fatt Max]

So waht if I cant fuknmg speel

[Swoop]

"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games." E. Hemmingway.

[blackdog]

Ya mean like this,

and this.....

[-df-]

when 2 great sports combine...

So want to try

[mashman]

Football: When you're off, you're off:

Yer mate can't just come on to replace you whilst you get your fake injury looked at because yer a lazy fat cunt that can't last 8 minutes, let alone 80...
The sin bin doesn't exist... You fuck up, you're outta there...

[fliplid]

Ya mean like this,

Bit of an appropriate name for number 12 then

[GOONR]

Bit of an appropriate name for number 12 then

Yup, he certainly was!

[spookytooth]

tried watching soccer once but the paint drying on the wall got more xciting

[Fatt Max]

because yer a lazy fat cunt that can't last 8 minutes, ...

Thats what my missus says about me, but it's got fuck all to do with football.

I agree though, no sin bin. You naughty, you feck off, done....