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    You know you are not a REAL Kiwi bloke when...

    you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....


    anyone got any other signs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post

    anyone got any other signs?
    Starting a thread on a computer forum questioning whether you are a real bloke or not ?

    I mean, would a real bloke do that ?

    Just pulling your leg mate, but thugby doesn't interest me in the slightest. I would travel to Auckland from home to watch WSBK or a GP, but I wouldn't cross town to watch a game of rugby either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....


    anyone got any other signs?
    Nothing wrong or un-blokey with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....
    You are a sick man Wysper...

    I'd go watch Wales play - partly because my son lives in Cardiff and doctors several members of the Wales squad. I'd like to have a look and see which ones have two heads - those'd be his patients for sure...I brought him up him well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    anyone got any other signs?
    not finding sheep attractive
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Able to string more than 5 words together to form a sentence.
    Not using the word 'mate' more than once per conversation.
    Not having 'lock em up for ever' or 'smash 'em' as your answer for ever social or personal problem
    Watching the news on TV3
    Being able to name one feeling you have other than anger
    Being able to cook something that doesn't require '5 minutes either side'

    hey... stereotyping is fun, now I see why real kiwi blokes love to do it so much

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    ....you were born in Sydney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    ....you were born in Sydney.
    People arnt born in Sydney - the're spawned.

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    When you sell Icecream for a living.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    but I wouldn't cross town to watch a game of rugby either.
    I wouldn't even cross the street
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I wouldn't even cross the street
    Well it's not like it's a proper sport... No wheels.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Well it's not like it's a proper sport... No wheels.
    other than the sing-song on the way to the game... ohhhhhhhh the wheels on the bus go round and round
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Boca Juniors are coming to NZ? Cool!
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    What are the Phoenix and Boca Juniors? If they ain't women's beach volleyball they ain't worth watching.
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