Mom's half century (Sat 3 July 2010)

[Maha]

brilliant! I have arranged an animal tamer to come stay for that weekend to keep the kids in line.
Now I will have to hassle work for the time off...Gareth, did you see where i put those ear plugs????

Way cool!
I have an extra set of ear muffs here, tough to sleep with sure, but, it has been known for some to saty up all night.
(insert Tui Noise Here) gobble gobble gobble?

[terbang]

And the best bit is.....I will still be 47 !.....

No worries mate, they say your only as young as the woman yer feeling...

[Mom]

Actually, on the strength of "lurve" I am getting from certain quarters I am cancelling this party

I have decided I would rather slink into my fifties quietly and without fanfare, than be the recipient of love from my bitchy sisters, I have no idea what the hell they are planning... I am scared to think about it.

What do you reckon my chances are of stopping the enevitable?

[Ratti]

o,i'd say about zero percent...or even minus a few percents if that were possible

Hey you want me to bring my sword and one of my costumes? if someone can help me get dressed I dont mind doing a sword solo. Preferable before I get rat-arsed. only danced drunk with sword on public once, never do it again...not even for the hundy the twit paid me...

[Maha]

No worries mate, they say your only as young as the woman yer feeling...

Ya probably right Bruce, but using your words, that also makes me 50?

[MadDuck]

I have decided I would rather slink into my fifties quietly and without fanfare, than be the recipient of love from my bitchy sisters, I have no idea what the hell they are planning... I am scared to think about it.

Its OK the "Danger Tape" is all used up

[Mom]

Its OK the "Danger Tape" is all used up

See? I am able bodied at the moment

[oldguy]

woohoo Mom,50just cant get use to the idea, never thought of you being even closes to 40.
Sound like its going to be a great night, still toying with the idea of coming along must try and catchup with you guys.
50 has a nice ring about it, im just trying to get use to saying that, so Im ready by the time of my 50th
Hope you have a great day/night.

[yungatart]

Its OK the "Danger Tape" is all used up

I'm sure I can find some more.....

[Sharry]

Actually, on the strength of "lurve" I am getting from certain quarters I am cancelling this party

I have decided I would rather slink into my fifties quietly and without fanfare, than be the recipient of love from my bitchy sisters, I have no idea what the hell they are planning... I am scared to think about it.

What do you reckon my chances are of stopping the enevitable?

I reckon your chances are about zilch my dear

[Mom]

I reckon your chances are about zilch my dear

Yeah, I think I may even be a bit delusional somehow

I am up to catering now, found a really good deal on chicken nibbles

Maha looked at me funny when I suggested putting up our 6m x 3m gazebo I had to agree though, we have to tie it to the fence and if the weather is shite, we may well lose the fence in the process

Fingers crossed for reasonable weather.

[pocketcracker]

hope to have replaced bike by then ..so ill b there , hell wats a party with out cracker ! .. just gotta sort who im gonna snuggle up to .. any offers .. i promise to behave !

[Maha]

Well thats the Comedy taken care of.....

[Ratti]

Seems no-one else wants that weekend off work so I think Im in !

Not sure where i;ll get the cash to travel, but what the heck, there is always a way.

[MSTRS:Me]

If you can get to Napier on Friday, you could grab a seat with us...