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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Between Orewa and Puhoi...you pay $2 each way and $15 to me for this public service announcement.
    thats a bit rude !! $15.00 to tell what I would have told her for $10.00





    for an extra $2.00 I'll tell her how to get around the toll road too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    righteo. no chance of crashing the barrier on a dayglo yellow hyperscoot?.
    Just go the old way .... Maha can give you directions

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    thats a bit rude !! $15.00 to tell what I would have told her for $10.00

    for an extra $2.00 I'll tell her how to get around the toll road too
    I always thought you were cheap.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Just go the old way .... Maha can give you directions
    Sure take the piss, my directions will ensure she ends up in Warkworth....


    When exactly is another matter....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Just go the old way .... Maha can give you directions
    But My directions are only $2.00 !!

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    I always thought you were cheap.....
    Pot / kettle / black

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Sure take the piss, my directions will ensure she ends up in Warkworth....


    When exactly is another matter....
    See for a whole $2.00 she can get the directions to ........ um where are we going again ?
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    o dear...I have a feeling about this trip...

    Aunti Ratti is famous for getting lost on trips around Welly... damn I want a gps! they are very cool.

    Just pm me your street address and I will do my best to arrive sometime on saturday. Seems I may be sharing a couch with jafar's cat on friday night...so I will have all day to hunt down Warkworth..unless some bugger has shifted THAT as well?
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    Where's Warkworth ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    so I will have all day to hunt down Warkworth..unless some bugger has shifted THAT as well?
    Its just here about 2inches to the left of Sandspit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    o dear...I have a feeling about this trip...

    Aunti Ratti is famous for getting lost on trips around Welly... damn I want a gps! they are very cool.
    'tis no lie! Made for some very amusing detours off the planned routes though Ratti. Lesson number one - don't follow Ratti. Lesson number two, don't follow Katiepie. Gees we are as bad as eachother. Someone might want to meet her at a known landmark and lead her from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    'tis no lie! Made for some very amusing detours off the planned routes though Ratti. Lesson number one - don't follow Ratti. Lesson number two, don't follow Katiepie. Gees we are as bad as eachother. Someone might want to meet her at a known landmark and lead her from there
    To be fair you did both find Cafe Raumati with minimal assistance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Eagle View Post
    Its just here about 2inches to the left of Sandspit
    Geeze dont direct her to the Kowhai Park. That used to be famous for its "public toilets" back in the day
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    o dear...I have a feeling about this trip...

    Aunti Ratti is famous for getting lost on trips around Welly... damn I want a gps! they are very cool.

    Just pm me your street address and I will do my best to arrive sometime on saturday. Seems I may be sharing a couch with jafar's cat on friday night...so I will have all day to hunt down Warkworth..unless some bugger has shifted THAT as well?
    We are easy to find never fear. There are only 3 turns off SH1 to get to our place, impossible to get lost, just do be wary of directions that Maha gives, he is famous in these parts for using large hand signals when giving directions to people on the phone (of course they can see which way you are pointing darling) and he is fond of his other right to boot
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    We are easy to find never fear. There are only 3 turns off SH1 to get to our place, impossible to get lost, just do be wary of directions that Maha gives, he is famous in these parts for using large hand signals when giving directions to people on the phone (of course they can see which way you are pointing darling) and he is fond of his other right to boot
    Is that the right that looks like a left ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Is that the right that looks like a left ??
    I know, what can I say. Infact the recipient of the first Maha directions is coming along on the night, bling to the one who remembers who that was.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I know, what can I say. Infact the recipient of the first Maha directions is coming along on the night, bling to the one who remembers who that was.
    nasty ?????
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    nasty ?????
    Nope, tis an Aucklander, has not posted on this thread so far.
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    Nonono,

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