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    Wow, isn't Eric Thompson a dim witted idiot

    No really, he cracks me up.

    First he gobs off about women drivers, providing some meagre observations to back his crap up with, and then he's encouraging people to start recording the sex of the drivers causing bad drivers. Come on Eric, why not start recording the races too, or didn't you have the balls to suggest that, so thought you'd fall back on same easier prey? Surely we could start trying to palm shit off onto gooks and nig nogs as well??

    Further on he presents another badly thought out suggestion...
    Cars don't have accidents - people do - so stop worrying about changing road rules. Make it so hard to get a licence that'll it'll put most people off. Make the written test at least an hour long and no multi-guess. Make the driving test an hour long and as hard as physically possible and any mistake means a fail.

    Put a cap on the horsepower a learner driver can be in control of. And after 18 months of an accident-free and ticket-free run, let them apply for a provisional that will be for another 18 months before they can get a full licence and again, just one ticket knocks them right back to very beginning.

    I'll bet my house that'll keep the idiots off the road.
    Well you better get used to living in a tent you muppet; plenty of disqualified drivers out there just driving around, and plenty of learner and restricted drivers driving against their license conditions.

    Have I fallen for a pisstake, or is this git for real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
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    Have I fallen for a pisstake, or is this git for real?
    I thought the same thing when I read it yesterday, he's either having a laugh or as you said, he's a dim witted idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    No really, he cracks me up.

    Further on he presents another badly thought out suggestion...Well you better get used to living in a tent you muppet; plenty of disqualified drivers out there just driving around, and plenty of learner and restricted drivers driving against their license conditions.
    Yup, so let's target Stan & Mabel doing 105 km/hr this weekend.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Yep, he is a twat, but he's bang on the nail about women drivers.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Yep, he is a twat, but he's bang on the nail about women drivers.
    Twenty bucks says Danica Patrick would rape you all the way around Ruapuna (and not in the good way)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Yup, so let's target Stan & Mabel doing 105 km/hr this weekend.
    "Stan and Mabel" who generally don't do that much open road driving, going on holiday with two under-pressure tyres and a car load of distracting screaming kids should emphatically not be cruising extensively at 105 km/hr.

    Not everyone gives their car the once-or-twice-over before going on holiday and drives with a positive attitude. Many many "Stan and Mabels" don't think like you and I, and routinely blast along at the speedlimit-or-a-bit-more in brain-switched-off mode, and the results from this are clearly evident every holiday season.

    The problem is, the roads are a consumer / general public environment, and they are not set up to cope with enthusiasts who know what they are doing, so the enforcement people have to set the standard somewhere, so it gets set at the lowest common denominator - "Stan and Mabel". Unfortunately, that means those who do think, get forced to drive at the lowest common denominator speed.

    It would be nice if the fuzz backed off from processing the enthusiasts for every tiny misdemeanor, but they can't tell the difference.


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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Twenty bucks says Danica Patrick would rape you all the way around Ruapuna (and not in the good way)
    I'd put my gixxer on that!

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    most boy racers and learner drivers dont have high horsepower cars
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    I'd put my gixxer on that!
    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    I'd put my gixxer on that!
    What, you've got two gixxers now?!

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    You have to remember that all the critics of the standard of NZ drivers are themselves excellent and all of their criticism is only applicable to everyone else!

    Meh, why do I have to share the road with these peasants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    What, you've got two gixxers now?!
    Well it's twice the bike of any FurBlade...

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    haven't read about women, but in this case i pretty agree with him.
    and i don't even need to know what conditions are actually there in nz, he's simply saying universal rules:

    it's the abjectly poor standard of driver skills that are killing people on New Zealand roads, not speed
    you can put "anycountry" instead of "New Zealand"....

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    If government agencies, local and regional councils, council officials and even mayors, want to reduce the number of deaths on the road, teach people to drive, not make cars safer or reduce the speed limit.
    [snip...] Reducing the speed limit won't stop people who speed; they'll break the limit whatever it is. How hard is it to work that one out?
    Cars don't have accidents - people do - so stop worrying about changing road rules. Make it so hard to get a licence that'll it'll put most people off
    it's all way true...
    and i'm longin for a law to put closed number license here in italy: 5 million licenses that's it (and we're 60 millions...). you'll have jams, parkings, pollution and accidents problems solved in a time.
    i have 5 licenses, as for modena city we've done...

    no, seriously...
    stop to think a second. i've got a flight license: i have to got through a full medical examination every year (below 40, every 6 months above). you've got high colestherol? sorry you've got risk of an heart attack, you cannot fly, you have difficulties with peripheral vision? sorry, stay on the ground... aside i have to go under emergencies procedures examinations twice a year: i'm unable to comply the standards? sorry, try again in two months, if you fail again you license is gone... and i have to do also a minimum of flight time every year...
    all this to move with a thing that is controlled every time it lands, and then every tot hours is completely disassembled and checked in every piece, and when i fly i've always got somebody that tells me "be aware of that guy, then there's another there, then you can turn safely, now you can move up...", and if the weather is not as i like we'll say "sorry, safety reason, we stay on the ground"...
    so i'm hardly checked to use a supercontrolled machine in a supercontrolled mean.
    now think at the roads.
    you've got a license going through a multi choice exam, here in italy once you've got it will last 10 years, and every then years a guy will ask you "do see the letter on the wall? and with the other eye? good..." the possibility to have your license canceled are less than winning the lotto... are you able to use the brakes? boh... are you able to make an emergency stop in a turn? boh... will you get afraid of the pedal response of the abs in an emergency brake? boh... do you know where to look and wht to expect from others on the road? boh...
    all this to move with a car, a machine often with old flat tyres, with lamps not working, with wipers broken, in the middle of people that say "sorry, didn't see the red light" after have entered your car's door, with fog snow, turns with wrong rate, tarmac with holes...

    so i'm completely unchecked to use a never controlled machine (if not by myself) in a hardly controlled environment....

    does it make sense?

    my idea? two years valid license. every two year check with night drive, spider slider, city drive, emergency stop with water wall: if your car get wet, sorry, try again next year...
    i dont' know there in nz, but here in italy driving license is not a constitutional right. well, it shouldn't be...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Well it's twice the bike of any FurBlade...
    Not right now is isn't :P

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    I'd put twenty bucks on that two. But an exception doesn't prove a rule.

    Teaching a woman to drive is like house training a dog. They both understand what to do, but neither understand the why.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    And the few I see seem to drive very conservatively. Nothing like the idiots we were when we were young.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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