Rhymes/Limericks

[Wolf]

A young soccer fan called McCloud
was having a f**k in a crowd.
A man up the front
said "I can smell cunt..."
Just quiet, like that, and not loud.

Hmmm, it's interesting that you felt the need to censor one and not the other - and on here of all places.

[Goddess of Goof]

Hmmm, it's interesting that you felt the need to censor one and not the other - and on here of all places.

Well I thought the f**k word would get filtered out if I put it in (as it were) and thought that there was nothing wrong with a cunt, (as it were)

hmmm, Site Grammarian needed here! Hitch, do we need asterisks anymore ?????

[Rainbow Wizard]

Little boy blue come blow up your horn
the sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
where is little boy blue today?
up in the haystack bonking with Gaye

[c4.]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
so Jack could lick some fanny,
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock,
Coz Jill was a fuckin tranny.

[MSTRS:Me]

One fine day
In the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other

[Hitcher]

Well I thought the f**k word would get filtered out if I put it in (as it were) and thought that there was nothing wrong with a cunt, (as it were)

hmmm, Site Grammarian needed here! Hitch, do we need asterisks anymore ?????

As long as you spell them properly, what's the harm?

[Biff]

There was a KBer named Hitcher
he was a habitual bitcher
until nice Mrs H
put a smile on his face
but now he struggles with an uncomfortable blister


All in good fun Mr H.

[Wolf]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
But Jill prefers the candlestick.

[Hitcher]

There was a KBer named Hitcher
he was a habitual bitcher
until nice Mrs H
put a smile on his face
but now he struggles with an uncomfortable blister


All in good fun Mr H.

I've had it lanced. The poltice will be removed later this week. Still smiling though...

[vifferman]

Hmmm... see iffen I can remember it rightly....


There's holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in
The holes are small
That's why rain is thin.

- Spine Millington

[Coyote]

There was a man called Marti
Who threw a rugby party
He watched a game
And went insane
And did the Hopoate :-p

[Wolf]

There once was a man who lamented:
"A new kind of verse, I've invented,
Five lines has my song
Two short, and three long
And I hope I may never repent it."

[ghost]

Mary had a little skirt
a slit ran up the side
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thigh
she also had another one
the slit ran up the front
.....
she didnt wear that one

[Lias]

There was a man from Nantucket
Whos dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped cum from his chin
If my mouth was a twat, I would fuck it.

There was a man from Lockett,
Who invented some fuel for a rocket
The force of the blast
Blew his dick up his arse
And his balls ended up in his pocket.

Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned

[Wolf]

A fabulous transvestite from Kaitaia
To make fun of The Church did aspire
And he said to the Pope
As his censor did smoke
"Love your frock, but your handbag's on fire."