Rhymes/Limericks

[ZorsT]

There was this person called C4
Who really liked his see-saw
When it broke, he said shit
and then buried it in a pit

That guy called Ghost
Really likes his toast
He really lives in dread
Of the day he runs out of bread

And that fun guy Biff
His pictures make him stiff...
...In the leg...

[Slipstream]

There was a ... young girl ... named Slippy
Who liked to try things that were tricky
She slipped off the bed
And fell on her head
And that's the last time she tried anything kinky

But there was this one time at band camp
Where a guitar was hooked up to a loud amp
The girls got their treats
When it vibrated their seats
And that's why the lead guitarist is a 'champ'

So I better get back to my study
Cos my poetry is getting quite cruddy
My exam is in the morn'
I'm feeling quite worn
I wonder if I'll pass if I show up in the 'nuddy'?

[Hitcher]

There once was a young lass named Lena
Whose writing got keener and keener
But her deft grasp of verse
Took a turn for the worse
And affected her seemly demeanour.

[scroter]

there was a young man from boston
who pulled out his balls to wash em
his wife said Jack
put em back
or i'll put em on the floor and squash em.

[scroter]

CHORUS

Bang bang Lulu, Lulu's gone away
Cause no ones got a Bang bang,
Cause Lulu's gone away

VERSE

Lulu had a bicycle,
the seat was very blunt
and everytime she sat on it
it went right up her bang bang Lulu,

Chorus

VERSE

Lulu had three boy friends,
the first was filthy rich,
the second a son of a milkman
the third a son of a bang bang Lulu

Chorus

argh stuff it this could go on for ages.

[Biff]

This chap they call Goodandsuchlike
In his profile a rusty ole bike
Now there's nout wrong with that
but there's normally a cat
that's taped to the seat and alight.