Im not laughing, maybe I am?
Im not laughing, maybe I am?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Without your reply the world is a better place...Originally Posted by Bloodninja
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Whip down...Originally Posted by John
What's even more worrying is who's wearing it!
Gawd I look sexy!Originally Posted by MrMelon
I love my hoodie![]()
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Remember to write it in blood..Originally Posted by Bloodninja
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Next you'll be worrying about who put the cunt in Scunthorpe...Originally Posted by Sniper
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Ok some tips make sure that before you do infact kill yourself you offer a sacrafic to the gods of the following small fluffy animals etc, even if your not going to kill yourself its good practise:Originally Posted by Bloodninja
1) 10x Average Tabby Cats
2) 20x Small white(if possible!) rabbits
3) Small babies (as many as possible)
4) Americans.
Once you do this you may want to proficate your total love for satan and ala, and your uncanny ability to dislocate your fingers (freaky!).
Then go on to your blog and bitch how your boyfriend wont go down on you, your mum thinks your a hooker, and your dad molested your cat 10x in one night..
Whoa, that got out of hand![]()
only concern I have Is I'm not your internet thing, if you kindly look outside you will see me masturbating in the bushes over the latest cleo magizine - I must leave, batman needs me..Originally Posted by Bloodninja
You can scan the letter...Originally Posted by Bloodninja
Gimme my cat food, bastard.
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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