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    The prawn

    The Prawn

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

    The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

    Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold,he found himself turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
    friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.

    "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture,he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend come out and see me again".

    Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
    changed.".........


    "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
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    lamo.. fuk that's drawn out and terrible.. but some how I chuckled

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    Love it. Well done that chap!!

    (bet that irritates someone)
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    Cool

    damn long joke, corny on the cob but i did smile!
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    Gahhh! Death to the Shaggy Dog Story. Please make it go away...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Gahhh! Death to the Shaggy Dog Story. Please make it go away...
    You'd know the one about the pink pingpong ball then....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Really?????
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    this joke belongs to the stupid joke thread because it's funny as!
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