BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews.
Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater!
Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'
The golfer replies:
'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England ..
Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'
The keeper replies:
'I said, use two hands you'll spill less that way!
Kiwi Sweets
As a Scot myself, thats a good un!
Distributor of Uncle Garrys cushions for Uncle Flips Kickers (or should that be knickers?!?)
Cleverly disguised as an adult!D.N.B.W
and newly est Grease Monkey
Aio ki te Aorangi
dirty scottish bassa
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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