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    What a dip-stick I am!

    We have a car. It is a Toyota Corsa (1300cc shopping basket type). I guess when I first opened the lid on it to look at the engine I noticed the dip-stick on the right hand side of the engine. I probably pulled it out, checked the oil level, found it good and put it back in it's hole.
    I have continued to do this for the 7 years and 60,000k we've had the vehicle. Always found the oil level full and a nice clean reddy colour (Castol oil). Always got the garage to do the oil change at warrant or service time thru sheer laziness.
    Have had the oil light come on once so limped to a garage in that block and recitified the situation. A litre bought it back up to full on the dipstick.

    Today with a case of the guilts I decided I would change the oil myself as it was a few thou overdue. Checked oil level before starting and it was full and nice reddy colour. Imagine my surprise then as I removed the sump plug to be met with a brief torrent of thick dirty black oil ... and probably not even two litres when it holds 2.7 litres. After a few minutes of puzzling and noticing a couple of odd things (like seeing on the dip-stick an instruction on checking the diff oil level), a lightbulb flickered over my head. I got the torch and had a look around the rest of the engine where lo and behold tucked away in the darkness at the back I found what appeared to be another dip-stick. Turns out that what I thought was the oil dip-stick and had been checking religiously every month was actually the dip-stick for the transmission fluid. So had the car 7 years and never checked the oil. Poor car! No risk of ever running low on transmission fluid tho I guess. Yup. Finished up with three dip-sticks in the garage this afternoon.
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    Dip stick!

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    Shit, delete this thread and deny all and everything LOL

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    LOL......slow learner.
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    Very funny. Sounds like something I would do.

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    I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.
    That is initially what I thought I had done and it was only when I slowed down to look at what was what that I realised that what I thought was the oil dip-stick actually went into the transmission.
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    I'm saying nothing! I thought you might have blamed the mrs for it though!
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    Mate. It's a Toyota. You wouldn't believe the shit those things can handle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiPhoenix View Post
    I'm saying nothing! I thought you might have blamed the mrs for it though!
    Nah. All my own work. (Oh by the way KP, I think your hedgehog made a clean getaway.)
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    Thanks for the update! Just thought it was alittle strange to see a hedgehog out in daylight, must be checking up on all the work Spuds and I have been doing!!

    At least you are honest, if it was me I'd be blaming my other half!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.
    Done the same on my Superglide for about two seconds - ONCE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Mate. It's a Toyota. You wouldn't believe the shit those things can handle...
    Amen! my old hilux a most tried and true testament to this

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    classic. i made the same mistake a few times at bp, pulling out the trans stick instead of the oil. but, when i saw the color of the liquid, i would go looking for another stick. ive never seen red oil before... nice goldy color when new.

    least you were getting it serviced regularly.
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