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Thread: Whiteware Dave says "Don't drink and tumble!"

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    Whiteware Dave says "Don't drink and tumble!"

    Close up TV1 for gods sake someone post up a link to this guy!!!

    Guy called Dave from Washdyke got caught in his tumble dryer while naked and looking for clean underpants!

    The both Washdyke and Timaru fire brigades came out to free him along with several neigbours. He ripped it off the wall and was staggering around with it on his head.
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    That was both very funny and serious, the guy was funny, the situation, very serious!

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    Why he didn't just reach in with his hand is beyond comprehension of us simple types, but no the man from near where DB is brewed has to try and climb in the damn thing. Wonder what he's like with ovens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    That was both very funny and serious, the guy was funny, the situation, very serious!

    Might be a new kind of blow job.....................a spinning head.


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    He was just drunk and got into a bit of a spin...

    Makes you wonder what sorta kick he was on...tumble dryer and nekkid..?
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Couldn't he just find a fat chick to cuddle up to?
    It's been cold, but using a spin dryer is taking it to the extreme.
    (fat chicks, feel free to flame me for being a chuvinistic pig).

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    The guy had me crying last night. Seriously feckin stupid, but when he started talkin... "i thought ah shit, my fackin heads stuck" i was gone... even the presenter was in stiches as he burst forth with expletives... the best bit was that he actually fell on his ass with the dryer still wrapped around his noggin and had to have his flatmates pick him up off the floor and place him and the dryer back on the shelf... Ooooo my sides still hurt...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Split your sides all over again. They don't breed 'em very bright down there, do they?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    The dryer also electrocuted tv1's cameraman when they when to take a picture

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    http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...er-on-his-head
    To watch the video click on where it says 'when whiteware attacks!'
    I just had to resurrect this old thread for a smile
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    Those g strings are hard to find?
    Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine

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    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    gah... it'll ney let me watch it... such a shame
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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