Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Another Joke

  1. #1
    Join Date
    28th February 2005 - 09:50
    Bike
    Honda CBR400RR
    Location
    In a cold hole
    Posts
    146

    Another Joke

    Seeing as our work "Web Manager" won't let me add this to the other "stupid joke" thread, had to start a new one. My apologies if its been posted already, I just found it very amusing . . .

    Nun at Hooters

    A nun, badly needing to use to the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.
    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
    while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
    place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
    room went dead silent.

    She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room?"

    The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
    a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

    "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the
    bartender showed the nun to the rest-room. After a few minutes she came
    back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
    round of applause.



    She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand, why did they
    applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?"

    "Well now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "would you like a
    drink?"


    "But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.


    "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is
    lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
    Boredom, the root of all evil!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    11th January 2005 - 09:53
    Bike
    01 Honda CBR 600. Rossi Replica
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    187
    LOL Classic !


  3. #3
    Join Date
    28th February 2005 - 09:50
    Bike
    Honda CBR400RR
    Location
    In a cold hole
    Posts
    146

    And another one . . .

    Can anyone tell i'm bored? . . .

    CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday

    evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
    showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want
    something very special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another
    ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled

    with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by
    check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
    and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
    up Monday afternoon," he said.

    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

    "There's no money in that account."

    "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
    Boredom, the root of all evil!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •