Another Joke

[Maximus]

Seeing as our work "Web Manager" won't let me add this to the other "stupid joke" thread, had to start a new one. My apologies if its been posted already, I just found it very amusing . . .

Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the
bartender showed the nun to the rest-room. After a few minutes she came
back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.



She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand, why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?"

"Well now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "would you like a
drink?"


"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.


"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is
lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

[v.ros`]

LOL Classic !

[Maximus]

Can anyone tell i'm bored? . . .

CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday

evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want
something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another
ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled

with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by
check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"