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    A cow, an ant and an asshole

    Cow, an Ant and an Asshole...


    A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

    Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

    Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

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    Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
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    Bastard. Got me!

    And I'd just given you some bling for the Vespa chick post.

    Bastard

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    hahaha another one who fell for it.
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    i was scrolling down to get to the reply box of course and my reply is thus:

    I'm the greatest because I am the most modest person around!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Bastard. Got me!

    And I'd just given you some bling for the Vespa chick post.

    Bastard
    I didn't post any Vesper chick stuff?? Shortcut though if its funny, always in for a laugh!

    And my perants where married (I think??) LOL!!!
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    Yummy not funny! Now who was that then .......

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