A cow, an ant and an asshole
Cow, an Ant and an Asshole...
A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
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