A drunken revelation leaves me a little red faced.

[98tls]

To say the least.On Friday a good mate turned 50 and celebrations started early arvo and went on into the next day.All good and at around 2 i remember the Mrs saying our goodbyes to all (i was in no state to) and sometime later i awake in a vehicle being driven in the direction of home by a very tasty young thing rather well considering i had fallen asleep and was lying all over hershe had one arm over my shoulder (stopping me from falling into her lap i guess) Upon waking up i set about telling her "that as much as i found her very attractive thing was this just wasnt going to happen and i was very happy with my relationship"to which she played along and got me burbling on about said relationship and kept repeating that she "might as well turn the car round or let me out" blah blah blah,the Mrs had done well but finally couldnt help herself and much laughter from the back seat followed,so bloody pissed i thought me and the young tasty thing were the only 2 in the carEmbarrassed was an understatement.Everyone else seemed to find it funny and the bloody phones been going all day with wisearse mates ringing to take the piss.

[Smifffy]

Well done!! I would probably have done or said something completely inappropriate, got a slap from the hottie, the bash from the missus, and had to walk home, only to sleep on the front lawn, or maybe cuddle up with the dog in his kennel. This month's salary would most likely end up going on flowers, jewellery & bandages.

To say the least.On Friday a good mate turned 50 and celebrations started early arvo and went on into the next day.All good and at around 2 i remember the Mrs saying our goodbyes to all (i was in no state to) and sometime later i awake in a vehicle being driven in the direction of home by a very tasty young thing rather well considering i had fallen asleep and was lying all over hershe had one arm over my shoulder (stopping me from falling into her lap i guess) Upon waking up i set about telling her "that as much as i found her very attractive thing was this just wasnt going to happen and i was very happy with my relationship"to which she played along and got me burbling on about said relationship and kept repeating that she "might as well turn the car round or let me out" blah blah blah,the Mrs had done well but finally couldnt help herself and much laughter from the back seat followed,so bloody pissed i thought me and the young tasty thing were the only 2 in the carEmbarrassed was an understatement.Everyone else seemed to find it funny and the bloody phones been going all day with wisearse mates ringing to take the piss.

[AllanB]

Classic. And kudos to you - even in a state of pissedisnessed you still honored the Mrs.

While she is laughing and taking the piss, just grin and remember how much worse it would have been if you'd pulled out the purple-passion-rod and started to motor-boat the young lady ...... or something similar.

[marty]

oh that SO could have gone REAL bad......

[98tls]

Well done!! I would probably have done or said something completely inappropriate, got a slap from the hottie, the bash from the missus, and had to walk home, only to sleep on the front lawn, or maybe cuddle up with the dog in his kennel. This month's salary would most likely end up going on flowers, jewellery & bandages.

Tis ok though mate,ive got me memories,she had a lovely wee mini skirt on.

[AllanB]

or maybe cuddle up with the dog in his kennel. :

What type of dog?

[Smifffy]

What type of dog?

This one.

[Quasievil]

Quite possibly the best post on KB for some time I feel, good one !

[MSTRS:Me]

That's your brownie points sorted for the next year. Enjoy...

[Pixie]

rather well considering i had fallen asleep and was lying all over hershe had one arm over my shoulder (stopping me from falling into her lap i guess)

Are you sure she wasn't trying to manoeuvre your face into her lap

[Fatt Max]

Mate, that is fucking classic work and well worthy of legend status.......but as someone said, it could have gone REALLY bad.

Nice one for sharing, gave me a good laugh mate