I use my legal rights to laugh my ass off at that.Originally Posted by WINJA
Yes, I've got a beard
Yep, a mo does it for me
Nah mate
Did once but she made me shave
Yep, and a partner
Yep, but I'm single
Nah, but we're still together
No. And yes, I'm single
I'm a stubble dude, take it or leave it!
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I use my legal rights to laugh my ass off at that.
Deus ex ukulele
Haven't shaved my top lip since the winter of 1975. I hope it's still there...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Come warm yourself by the fire
Currently under trade negotioations, if i shave here, she shaves there......
What???? it worked last time with : "If i pay for the gas in the bike, you pay for it in the car"
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Deus ex ukulele
Silly boy. You can't negotiate with a crazed psychopath who has superior firepower. Learn this lesson well...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Man, you are too square.
I've always quite fancied the 'Lemmy from Motorhead' style mustache and chops, with optional warts.
However, my wife has assured me she has a set of 'break seal in case of facial hair emergency' divorce papers hidden in a safe place in case I should ever try it.
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I have a short beard- short as in #1 or #2 on the trimmer. Grew it to wind the wife up. She claims she doesn't like it, but without giving too much away, I know she does, oh yes
My daughter telling me like it is:"There is an old man in your face daddy!"
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