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Thread: Brave, suicidal, or just plain stupid?

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    Brave, suicidal, or just plain stupid?

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10652105

    Police say they have detained an American armed with a pistol in northern Pakistan who claims to have been on a mission to kill Osama bin Laden.

    Officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan said the man was picked up in a forest in Chitral.

    He says the 52-year-old from California was armed with a pistol, a dagger and a sword and was carrying night vision equipment.

    The man has been identified as Gary Faulkner.

    He was being questioned Tuesday by intelligence officers.

    WELLINGTON: Tag-o-rama

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    I'll take option 4 - bullshit.

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    They should let him go free. Who knows, he may actually find Osama.

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    or option five - has a sense of humour

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    from reading the thread title i thought this was a reply to woodyracers race report from the weekend!
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

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    >>He was being questioned by intelligence officers.<<

    I bet they don't find any.

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    I'll take option 3, stupid.

    No-one's trying to kill Osama. They'd have to find another excuse to cover the illegal invasion of two sovereign states for their natural resources and geopolitical advantage if he turned up dead.
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    He's an American so I'd believe that he really is that stupid.
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    Just plain stupid:
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    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    I'll take option 3, stupid.

    No-one's trying to kill Osama. They'd have to find another excuse to cover the illegal invasion of two sovereign states for their natural resources and geopolitical advantage if he turned up dead.
    your name's on a list somewhere.

    the american guy needs dialysis. So does Osama. US Healthcare is in crisis. I think he was just going over for a suck on the sav of Osama's dialysis machine. presumably powered by a small boy pedalling a bicycle shouting "jihad" "jihad" "durka durka mohammed jihad"
    Last edited by HenryDorsetCase; 16th June 2010 at 18:22. Reason: osama and obama one letter different! coincidence? I think not!
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    I don't understand why they arrested him? He wasn't exactly going to find him was he? And then he would never be seen again anyway!
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