Barstards!

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 13:33

Just got home to find my house burgled

Little pricks forced my window and ransacked the place. Strangely enough, they only took my camera and bike gear??? And house and bike keys - arrrgh. This means they have access to my house, garage and bike! Luckily I received a tip from my neighbour a couple of months back that some little gang pricks were checking out my Daytona, and they pulled a knife on her while telling her this!!!

So I put a huge padlock on the front gate which no doubt stopped them from taking everything.

Cops are on the way and the locks will be changed this arvo.

Fuck it. Could have been so much worse though...............

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th June 2010, 13:35

Ah shit, mate.
5 minutes alone with 'em, eh?

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 13:37

Hell yes John, fuckers! All my bike documents gone as well, which were well hidden. Damned if they'll get the bikes tho!

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th June 2010, 13:41

Shift them elsewhere. Now.

**onearmedbandit** · 16th June 2010, 13:50

Leave the bike in the garage, don't change the lock on it. Apply 30,000v to the bike, leave a warning sign in a discreet place, cover the windows so it's dark inside, remove the lightbulbs and wait.

**Stirts** · 16th June 2010, 13:54

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Leave the bike in the garage, don't change the lock on it. Apply 30.000v to the bike, leave a warning sign in a discreet place, cover the windows so it's dark inside, remove the lightbulbs and wait.

And set up the video camera!

**Okey Dokey** · 16th June 2010, 13:55

Man, I hate thieves! They have also stolen your peace of mind...bummer to hear of your troubles. Hope the cops can get them AND that they are punished.

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 14:04

I'd like to rig up a shotgun in the garage too! Tracking down new keys now. Police are here now and couldn't be nicer. Locksmith on way. Just noticed a few more small things gone - fuck. Police have some mint footprints and have a rough idea who it is and say he's a dumb amatuer who lives around the corner. Hope they get the little prick, and soon!

**Mully** · 16th June 2010, 14:10

Hopefully they string the little wankstain up by the bollocks.

**Swoop** · 16th June 2010, 14:18

Should be able to get the locks changed at your insurers' expense (iirc).

**jim.cox** · 16th June 2010, 14:21

Originally Posted by 86GSXR

he's a dumb amatuer who lives around the corner. Hope they get the little prick, and soon!

Why wait for Mr Plod - there's no justice in that - you and your biker mates should go get the fucker yourselves

**Monamie** · 16th June 2010, 14:28

honey!

Mmmmm seems a rather odd burgler to take well hidden docs to go with the bike they didn't take...

Any time you want to leave Mia dog at your place for a bit of `Burgler Arse'.......more like throat, just say

I like the idea of the power supply to said bike-little pricks.....