Fly boys, enlighten me please.

**tri boy** · 12th June 2010, 20:58

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.
After all, they seem to manage to grip fleshy joy sticks with enthusiasm, (admittedly not as well as the owner).
It's just, well, a bit of a fantasy of mine to see a woman in flight uniform, with the top three, no four buttons undone, gripping the controls,and talking dirty to me through the head set.
Do such women exsist? Or must I let this dream slip away.
(Please do not include NZRAF pilots as the uniform doesn't do it for me)
Pics would be muchly appreciated.
Thank you.

**JimO** · 12th June 2010, 21:00

they cant drive cars mate do you want them flying about??

**Kickaha** · 12th June 2010, 21:10

Originally Posted by tri boy

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.

That should get you some hate mail

**Babelfish** · 12th June 2010, 21:10

You need to search harder... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfDzyvGwb0&feature=fvw

And not only does this lovely sort the joystick out...she also expertly gets the payload away too....

**tri boy** · 12th June 2010, 21:10

Excellent point Jim.
I quess a drunken hour in a flight simulater with kanny is the best option. (bloody good option actually, please dont show kanny this thread)

**tri boy** · 12th June 2010, 21:12

Originally Posted by Babelfish

You need to search harder... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfDzyvGwb0&feature=fvw

And not only does this lovely sort the joystick out...she also expertly gets the payload away too....

Saw the uniform in the first five seconds, and clicked off. Naughty babelfish.

**Quasi** · 12th June 2010, 21:47

Originally Posted by tri boy

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

why would we want to fly helicopters when we have broomsticks at our disposal

**Pussy** · 12th June 2010, 22:22

Got me buggered why ANYONE would want to fly helicopters

**Ocean1** · 12th June 2010, 22:36

If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

**Kickaha** · 12th June 2010, 22:38

RULE ONE OF HELICOPTER PILOTING: Always have somebody sitting right next to you who actually knows how to fly the helicopter and can snatch the controls away from you. Because the truth is that helicopters are nothing at all like cars. Cars work because of basic scientific principles that everybody understands, such as internal combustion and parallel parking. Whereas scientists still have no idea what holds helicopters up. "Whatever it is, it could stop at any moment," is their current feeling.

**LBD** · 12th June 2010, 22:47

One of the lowest helicoptor training hours, first flight to solo flights has just just happened at an aviation in NZ college by a female student and shes gorgeous and no, I will not post any pics for you deviants....and she's a biker too.

**Berries** · 12th June 2010, 23:01

There was a bird flying a chopper in the James Bond film earlier. And that's real.

**Korumba** · 12th June 2010, 23:05

Originally Posted by tri boy

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.
After all, they seem to manage to grip fleshy joy sticks with enthusiasm, (admittedly not as well as the owner).
It's just, well, a bit of a fantasy of mine to see a woman in flight uniform, with the top three, no four buttons undone, gripping the controls,and talking dirty to me through the head set.
Do such women exsist? Or must I let this dream slip away.
(Please do not include NZRAF pilots as the uniform doesn't do it for me)
Pics would be muchly appreciated.
Thank you.

Same as cars I guess... If god wanted women to fly helicopters he would have given them brains.