Need a laugh?

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This is from an Australian snake-oil site, the blurb is advertising a magic device that will among other things, has been tested to reduce fuel consumption on a H-D Fatboy by 17%. It sounds like you glue these special magnets to the outside of your fuel tank.

the url is http://www.mybiopro.com/AU/product_Q...D=mindbodysoul

I haven't seen such concentrated bullshit for a while.

"What does the QX-3 do? How do they Work?

Using BIOPRO’s Energetic Elevation Chamber (EEC), BIOPRO QX-3 are charged with a proprietary blend of resonant frequencies. The proprietary brand of resonant frequencies influence the fuel molecules in the fuel tank - just like opening them up and allowing them to hold more oxygen. This results in a cleaner burning fuel in the combustion chamber of the engine resulting in increased power and less pollution. Even more importantly, less combustion-particles leaving the exhaust leads to a significant reduction in emissions, including visibly less smoke in Diesel engines. Furthermore, in particular in the lower RPM range, more engine power will be noticeable. The engine operates more calmly and has a smoother, more homogenous torque-band. As a result, the engine is preserved better which leads to noticeably reduced emissions and increased mileage!"

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* 2 Mobile Phone Chip (twin pack)
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So it's a MLM scam.

I like how my "virtual office" allows me to "view geneology"

wtf?

The "universal harmonization chip" sounds cool though

[MSTRS:Me]

Ooooh just like Amway only better.........

[John]

God, dont you love the internet - I wonder why they specifically target the H-D riders hmmmm

[RON SOAK]

including visibly less smoke in Diesel engines.

this the bit that refers to harleys?

[Skunk]

Hmmm, if I had $1,500 I'd be into that. It worked on my bike - and it's not a H-D.

[John]

this the bit that refers to harleys?

Onto it

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You have to use at least 5-6 tanks before you can see any improvement (3-4 tanks then change oil - then another 2 tanks to see any improvements in fuel economy) in the 30 day money back period. 6 tanks in the falcon is about 3000km's so need to drive 1000k's every 10 days maybe less if you take freight/installation/uninstallation time into the equation. Sounds a bit like the bullshit fuelstar advertising to me. If it worked the car companies would probably make it OEM on all cars.
Proprietry blend of resonant frequencies so it vibrates does it...

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Proprietry blend of resonant frequencies so it vibrates does it...

I think this is the bit referring to Harleys

[bugjuice]

fuk, $200 each.. male cow poo..
Watched the 'flash' presso and at the end, it says 'may improve' yada yada.. there's the small print for ya.. 200 bucks 'may' lighten your wallet by 15% to give you 8% less weight to carry in your car giving you 19% more milage..