Stupid shit you've done after a breakup

**Gone Burger** · 25th June 2010, 11:10

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

My 3.5 year gf broke up with me on a Friday. I went out to celebrate with mates, was too pissed, met a girl and ended up at her place. Woke up, huge hangover went to find a bathroom to take a shit and I manage to stumble on my ex in the kitchen, I only had a towel draped around me. She goes what are you doing here, crying starts... you know the whole chick drama thing. Seems she had slept over at a mates, the other flatmate of the girl I met, 'cos she was too distraught by our break up.

Wowie - Whoops! You'll be paying for that one for a while I imagine. Pretty funny situation actually, but it will cause all sorts of additional drama now. Good luck mate

**Bald Eagle** · 25th June 2010, 11:14

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

My 3.5 year gf broke up with me on a Friday. I went out to celebrate with mates, was too pissed, met a girl and ended up at her place. Woke up, huge hangover went to find a bathroom to take a shit and I manage to stumble on my ex in the kitchen, I only had a towel draped around me. She goes what are you doing here, crying starts... you know the whole chick drama thing. Seems she had slept over at a mates, the other flatmate of the girl I met, 'cos she was too distraught by our break up.

That 6 degrees of separation really sucks. Should have gone out of town or at least more than a mile down the road.

**Grubber** · 25th June 2010, 12:09

Originally Posted by Eyegasm

To those that have had bad break-ups, Sorry.

Be glad though that it didn't include children.

The hardest break-ups of all are where you have kids together.
I have a deep disrespect for the mother of my child (so much shit happened you could write a Quadrilogy)
but I have to be civil towards her when picking my boy up (he lives with her)

That has to be the worst thing ever, having a lot of bad thoughts and feelings re-surface when picking up or seeing your
Son or daughter. Maybe it's just me, I don't know.

It's not!!!!

**AllanB** · 25th June 2010, 12:20

What you should have done after she cheated on you is go out and have some vigorous gay loving - you'd appreciate her a lot more afterwards and forgive her for her past indiscretion! It occurs to me that after the man-love you may actually have some issues with walking back to her so ensure you allow some $ for a taxi ......

Personally I strongly recommend that you just go out and buy a new motorcycle - you'll feel a lot better.

I'll be here all day offering good, solid advice .........

**Gone Burger** · 25th June 2010, 12:24

Originally Posted by AllanB

Personally I strongly recommend that you just go out and buy a new motorcycle - you'll feel a lot better.
I'll be here all day offering good, solid advice .........

Oh my goodness - how could I have forgotten that - that's also exactly what I did. A brand spanking new one that I couldn't afford but just had to have. Brilliant therapy alright - can highly recommend doing just that.

**cc rider** · 25th June 2010, 12:34

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

My 3.5 year gf broke up with me on a Friday. I went out to celebrate with mates, was too pissed, met a girl and ended up at her place. Woke up, huge hangover went to find a bathroom to take a shit and I manage to stumble on my ex in the kitchen, I only had a towel draped around me. She goes what are you doing here, crying starts... you know the whole chick drama thing. Seems she had slept over at a mates, the other flatmate of the girl I met, 'cos she was too distraught by our break up.

Oh God! Is it just me or did everyone have a lil chuckle when reading that. You are young aren't you? Please tell me you are.
With that kind of 6deg I think we'll be hearing from you again.

Clarify for me... did you stumble over her, wearing a towel & that's how she recognized you?

**wysper** · 25th June 2010, 15:39

Originally Posted by cc rider

Oh God! Is it just me or did everyone have a lil chuckle when reading that. You are young aren't you? Please tell me you are.
With that kind of 6deg I think we'll be hearing from you again.

Clarify for me... did you stumble over her, wearing a towel & that's how she recognized you?

I thought it was pretty dodgy going out with a 3.5yo actually p/t

**aprilia_RS250** · 25th June 2010, 16:04

Originally Posted by cc rider

Oh God! Is it just me or did everyone have a lil chuckle when reading that. You are young aren't you? Please tell me you are.
With that kind of 6deg I think we'll be hearing from you again.

Clarify for me... did you stumble over her, wearing a towel & that's how she recognized you?

I'm mid 20s. I don't believe in 6 deg seperation. More like 2 or 3 applies in NZ.

**SMOKEU** · 25th June 2010, 16:09

I don't want to say anything too incriminating here....

**Genie** · 25th June 2010, 16:10

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

I'm mid 20s. I don't believe in 6 deg seperation. More like 2 or 3 applies in NZ.

mids 20's....ahhh....i remember them - JUST. GO and have some fun.

Hey you live in Auckland...it ain't that big.

I just loved your story. Must say you could have asked the old to cum with the new

**Laava** · 25th June 2010, 17:36

Originally Posted by AllanB

What you should have done after she cheated on you is go out and have some vigorous gay loving - you'd appreciate her a lot more afterwards and forgive her for her past indiscretion! It occurs to me that after the man-love you may actually have some issues with walking back to her so ensure you allow some $ for a taxi ......

Personally I strongly recommend that you just go out and buy a new motorcycle - you'll feel a lot better.

I'll be here all day offering good, solid advice .........

Some of your advice is good!