Revenge is best served cold

**Genie** · 26th June 2010, 09:51

oh that reminds of a story i read once upon a time. wife and husband have split..fighting over the house...he wants to move in with his new younger model. after much bickering wife moves out..in moves husband. After some time a putrid smell starts emitting from somewhere in the lounge...after many visits from cleaners etc to rid the house of the smell he places it one the market...after sometime and much reduciton in price an anonymous buyer buys the house.

Ex-wife is the buyer...moves into home and immediately removes the dead fish from inside the curtain rods!!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th June 2010, 10:01

I heard the same story. Except he knew it was the ex- buying the place, so to spite her he took all the chattels including the curtain rods...

**Genie** · 26th June 2010, 10:03

oh I like your ending way better....

**Little Miss Trouble** · 26th June 2010, 10:14

Laxatives in his coffee tend to be quite amusing...

**kiwifruit** · 26th June 2010, 10:24

Revenge is pointless

**onearmedbandit** · 26th June 2010, 10:34

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

Revenge is pointless

Like a broken pencil.

But yes you're right, there have been those that have wronged me in the past, it's best to simply wash your hands of them and enjoy a nice stress free life.

**Virago** · 26th June 2010, 10:42

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th June 2010, 10:57

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Like a broken pencil.

But yes you're right, there have been those that have wronged me in the past, it's best to simply wash your hands of them and enjoy a nice stress free life.

Yea. Don't get mad. But DO get even...

**Maha** · 26th June 2010, 11:11

Sometimes its just better to let fools embarrass themselves.
Thier obvious insecurities become so overwhelming to the extent that, one does not even have to push any buttons.

It really is fun to watch.

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th June 2010, 11:13

Bridge House. One Xmas.

**Mom** · 26th June 2010, 11:16

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Bridge House. One Xmas.

You are a brave soul MSTRS

**sugilite:Me** · 26th June 2010, 11:22

Look, I never really thought I'd ever share this, it is something so low, so dastardly. It's not something I thought about doing, it was something I really did do. I would not be surprised if a wave of red comes my way, but I just have to get this off my chest.
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I once left the toilet seat up

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th June 2010, 11:28

Oh, you cad. From 'has a brilliant future' to 'can only hope to improve' in one post...

**CookMySock** · 26th June 2010, 13:38

Originally Posted by Mom

I have steered clear of the current wave of "Whippying" a certain member on here, wonder if I should re evaluate my stance?

Knock yourself out - contrary to popular belief, it does not affect me. When you stayed here we couldn't get away from you soon enough. It has to be said - you are a rude and unkind piece of work, and your thread topic speaks for itself.

Alternatively, you might take note of some constructive criticism here and start thinking about your actions and they affect your own self esteem.

Steve