Revenge is best served cold

[slofox]

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I once left the toilet seat up

You dirty rotten low-down bottom-dwelling oxygen thief. May you burn in HELL for your sins...

[oldrider]

I once left the toilet seat up

To err is human, to forgive is divine.......go and sin no more!

But remember, if you leave that fucking seat up again.......you are gunna get it good! Cheers, God.

[Fatt Max]

Mate of mine is a builder. He did a job for some rich prick in Remuera who refused to pay him. My mate had to finish off some work in the master bedroom so he bought a couple of cheap smoke detectors from the Warehouse, putr a crappy battery in them and stuck them in the wall cavity behind the bed.

Three months later the batteries start to go and the smoke detector lets out a warning 'beeeeeeppp' every 20 seconds. Dude can see where the beep is coming from, drives him insane, it went on for weeks until the burglar alarm guy found them.

I thought that was pretty good, must remember that one

[Fatt Max]

Look, I never really thought I'd ever share this, it is something so low, so dastardly. It's not something I thought about doing, it was something I really did do. I would not be surprised if a wave of red comes my way, but I just have to get this off my chest.
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I once left the toilet seat up

You, you, you complete low life,

I lput a fork in the knife drawer once, thought that was pretty bad.......

[MadDuck]

I lput a fork in the knife drawer once, thought that was pretty bad.......

Doesnt count unless you put it upside down

[Bass]

One of my staff had a barney with his landlord who refused to refund the bond on some bullshit excuse.
For years afterwards, whenever he found one of those tear-out subscription pages in a magazine or newspaper, he filled in the landlord's name and address and dropped it in the post.
That guy could really nurse a grudge.
I don't know how many tons of junk mail the landlord wound up receiving...........

[Genie]

oh dear...that's a devious nasty wee bit of revenge. Hope he is over it by now...as they say...pop on down to the Mega, buy some timber and go build a bridge!

[MSTRS:Me]

...obnoxious bullshit...

Oh diddums. Wouldn't one of them put out?

[Fatt Max]

Doesnt count unless you put it upside down

Oh shit.......looks like we can never be friends.........

Does the same rule work for a spoon in the fork drawer

[robin_steal]

To seek revenge is to dig two graves. (Confucius)

[Mom]

there are better things to do with hot glue gun, duct tape, spiders

[XxKiTtiExX]

Ripped all of my ex partners dope plants out just before they were ready, snapped all the stems and proceeded in biffing them around his house (dirt and all). Let all 4 of his car tyres down, he had to roll them one by one past the neighbours to the shop to pump them up the following morning.
I thought it was funny at the time, but obviously he didn't find it that funny.

At the end of the day it was all rather pointless. Flame away.