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  1. 26th June 2010, 19:57 #1
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    How NOT to lube your chain [GRAPHIC]

    This guy really should have considered a bike with shaft drive:

    http://www.cbr600f4.com/secondary_pages/seajay.html

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  2. 26th June 2010, 21:17 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    This guy really should have considered a bike with shaft drive:

    http://www.cbr600f4.com/secondary_pages/seajay.html

    just when you thought intellect was at an all time low, a thread like this comes along...
    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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    I saw a mate of mine do that one day.. not that bad. was funny as to watch..
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  4. 26th June 2010, 21:26 #4
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    Centre stand/paddock stand & manually moving the wheel while engine off = what everyone does, I assume ...
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    apparently not.
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    A "mate" of mine did the same thing once, not lubing but cleaning the chain. His thumb doesn't bend the way it used to any more...
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  7. 27th June 2010, 07:38 #7
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    oh he was lucky it still has some fingers left...what a numb nuts!! Even me in my ignorant state knows how to lube her chain and retain her fingers.
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    Got to be honest;
    I use scott oil but not the auto oiler, just the oil.
    I set the bike up on either the centre stand or the paddock stand with her in gear ticking over and dribble/drip oil on the chain through a plastic tube and no where near the sprocket!
    I resist the temptation to put my fingers anywhere near the chain.......what was this guy thinking?
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  9. 27th June 2010, 12:01 #9
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    How NOT to lube your chain

    With your own blood for one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Even me in my ignorant state knows how to lube her chain and retain her fingers.
    Will you stop downgrading your biking abillities young woman
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  10. 27th June 2010, 12:27 #10
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    Tomorrow's thread title: "Blood better lube than Oil?!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkwing View Post
    Tomorrow's thread title: "Blood better lube than Oil?!"
    Well it is thicker then water
    I prefer the 'walk bike forward while mate crawls behind spray lubing chain' method. Always looks sus.
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  12. 27th June 2010, 13:29 #12
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    One of the KB members did the same thing a few years ago
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    One of the KB members did the same thing a few years ago
    Name and shame!


    Its harder to lose weight than gain horsepower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha#81 View Post
    Name and shame!
    Don't you mean... point the finger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkwing View Post
    Tomorrow's thread title: "Blood better lube than Oil?!"
    well its cheaper!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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