Murderer sueing Justice Dept for taking his girly mag

**Patrick** · 27th June 2010, 17:08

Convicted murderer after some $$$ because the powers that be took his "Cosmopolitan" off him. The article about real and fake boobs was the downfall....

Why has this sack of shit got any rights, let alone decent reading material??????

Next thing you know, that family whose morbidly obese mum who died after having her power cut off will be sueing the Power Comnpany because they were too lazy to pay thier power bill.... after the usual multiple warnings......

HANG ON.....

NEWS FLASH...

What a weird place we live in.....

**Pussy** · 27th June 2010, 17:18

Similarity to this, Patrick....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
====
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
====
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!
====
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

**Mudfart** · 27th June 2010, 17:26

Originally Posted by Pussy

Similarity to this, Patrick....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
====
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
====
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
====
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
====
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
====
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!
====
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
====
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

i just passed the conservative test then huh? liberals sound like wankers.

**Mudfart** · 27th June 2010, 17:31

just read from the NZ herald this morning. By July next year all prisons will be smokefree, and the crims will have to give it up.
YEAHHHHH. DOC (dept corrections) is scared that an officer may sue for getting cancer from passive smoking coz prisons are one of only two workplaces where smoking is still permitted.
Even more, they are scared a PRISONER will contract cancer from passive smoking and sue, due to the double bunking.
where's the justice? They are banning it not to save officers, but criminals.
Im still absolutely stoked though.

**bones135** · 27th June 2010, 17:34

Originally Posted by Patrick

Convicted murderer after some $$$ because the powers that be took his "Cosmopolitan" off him. The article about real and fake boobs was the downfall....

Why has this sack of shit got any rights, let alone decent reading material??????

Next thing you know, that family whose morbidly obese mum who died after having her power cut off will be sueing the Power Comnpany because they were too lazy to pay thier power bill.... after the usual multiple warnings......

HANG ON.....

NEWS FLASH...

What a weird place we live in.....

Like his victims mum said on the news last night....what happened to HIS rights...crock of shit too much PC crap goes on in our justice system.
Do the crime...do the time, they should lose their rights.

**schrodingers cat** · 27th June 2010, 17:42

I can see why he's pissed off. Cosmo is full of oral and anal sex techniques - essential prison reading I'da thought

**Gubb** · 27th June 2010, 21:47

Originally Posted by bones135

crock of shit too much PC crap goes on in our justice system.

Uh, you are aware the "Justice System" took it away right? How is that Pc crap going on in our Justice System? Sounds like it's working pretty well in this situation.

**Laava** · 27th June 2010, 21:54

Originally Posted by Pussy

liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Then he will red rep you and cast aspertions on your choice of ride!

**Rogue Rider** · 27th June 2010, 22:00

Bloody beautiful, state of the nation........ in the shitta

Originally Posted by Pussy

Similarity to this, Patrick....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
====
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
====
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
====
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
====
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
====
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!
====
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
====
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

**Rogue Rider** · 27th June 2010, 22:04

Originally Posted by Patrick

Convicted murderer after some $$$ because the powers that be took his "Cosmopolitan" off him. The article about real and fake boobs was the downfall....

Why has this sack of shit got any rights, let alone decent reading material??????

Next thing you know, that family whose morbidly obese mum who died after having her power cut off will be sueing the Power Comnpany because they were too lazy to pay thier power bill.... after the usual multiple warnings......

HANG ON.....

NEWS FLASH...

What a weird place we live in.....

The funny thing is, Crims most likely have more rights than you and I, they probably get better fed than most, get to hang with all there buddies all day and the saddest part, is they probably enjoy the fact that we, the tax payer pay $100,000k p/a to keep there ass's behind bars.

No offence but I heard that a copper jacket is cheaper lol.

**imdying** · 28th June 2010, 10:04

Originally Posted by Patrick

Why has this sack of shit got any rights, let alone decent reading material??????

Pretty much... daily beatings would sort it out; things would be much smoother for prison guards if his biggest worry was whether he'd still have hit teeth and jaw bone intact come 9pm each day.

**cruza** · 28th June 2010, 14:53

Originally Posted by Rogue Rider

No offence but I heard that a copper jacket is cheaper lol.

A bucket of old wheel weights and a bullet mould .......cast bullets are way cheaper than copper jacket and just as good for close range stuff

**JMemonic** · 28th June 2010, 15:53

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

I can see why he's pissed off. Cosmo is full of oral and anal sex techniques - essential prison reading I'da thought

Dunno why but that makes perfect sense, he might be wanting other mags now with more info in them to umm please his companions. Watch this space huh.

**Scuba_Steve** · 28th June 2010, 16:05

Originally Posted by Pussy

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Only delete it? you sure they would demand the Internet be filtered so no-one can see it?

**Genie** · 28th June 2010, 16:09

Oh this reminds of that twat years ago that hurt himself while escaping and got a payout from ACC.

They are prisioners, they commtted a crime against society, they abuse the rights of another, ergo..they forfiet their owns!!

Hey, I'm free and i haven't got any magazines yet some scum bag in jail gets one!!! Best I go committ some heinous crime against society so I can have a magazine.