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    Slapstick

    Had a wee moment today that left me; a, hoping no-one saw,b, in pain, c, kind of laughing at self.
    Stepped onto the wrong end of a timber offcut, lying on deck joists, at the home I am building. As it flicked up, it smashed me in the left hand giving me a very good reason to say the Fword very loud! Simultaneously, I stabbed my other foot backwards hoping to salvage the situation, but stepped onto the wrong end of another timber offcut that flicked up and smashed me in the back! All this while slipping slowly thru the joists to ground level! Thankfully, my legs were both on the same side of all framing timber saving me from what would have been a very painfull conclusion!
    Result. Large bruise to back of left leg. Sore hand. One swear word[loud] blubbering and such.
    So, laugh it up at my expense, take care out there and remember to pay your ACC! Bahahahahaha!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Last edited by cc rider; 27th June 2010 at 21:17. Reason: Speechless... but that doesn't mean I don't want pics... you know I lubs ya L ... but I WANT pics. Hehe!

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    I am much inclined to agree with Cas here.
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    In essence what she said, but def pics! Plonker, hope you are not going to be too sore for your trip.
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