Poll - Hot girlfriends of footballers

**Tank** · 28th June 2010, 15:15

OK - So there must be something about footballers - possibly the millions and millions of dollars they make.

But FFS - the one interviewed post match today took the "mines best" trophy.

Im going to add a poll - would you be willing to become a soft-arsed soccer playing poof if you got to sleep with this?

EDIT - I voted NO. Was supposed to make poll public - so post your vote.

**slofox** · 28th June 2010, 15:17

Tank - given the way they carry on on the field, I just assumed they slept with each other...was I wrong then?

**mashman** · 28th June 2010, 15:19

I still quite like Peter Crouches woman grrrrr

**Headbanger** · 28th June 2010, 15:59

I voted no.

I'm incapable of fake. So its not possible for me to pretend to be a soft-arsed soccer playing poof.

I'd always come across as a grumpy fat kiwi bastard.

**imdying** · 28th June 2010, 16:29

Pfft, the maintenance bills of that, I shudder at the thought.... make running a Superbike team look cheap I expect. Cheaper just to pay for it when you want it. Not sure if it would even be a worthwhile ride, just cause it's got a pretty face, be fun to find out though.

**Fatt Max** · 28th June 2010, 16:39

Christ on a bike, what fecking planet are you on......

Check out the form on them wags and dont tell me you wouldnt if it came your way. You would have to be either:
a) Queer,
b) Blind, or
c) Australian

...to pass up jigging one of them brainless slappers.

Yes, I'll wear shorts and a toight, yes toight shirt. I'll play footie, I'll hug any man that scores a goal and I will force myself to earn $ 200,000 a week doing it.....Remember, the football season is only 9 months then you can dump the wag, head off to the Bahamas, pull some other nubile wag, shag her brains out for the 3 month summer break then head home for the footie season knowing full well that the nighclubs in your local town are full of young, tasty and up for it randy arsed girlies who want to jump up and down on your cross bar as quick as look at you.

Mind you, I would say all that because I am a fat bastard.......but at school they always need a fat bastard to go in goal so there is hope for me yet.....

I wont play for Arsenal though, I do have limits to this....

**Tank** · 28th June 2010, 16:58

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Christ on a bike, what fecking planet are you on......

Check out the form on them wags and dont tell me you wouldnt if it came your way. You would have to be either:
a) Queer,
b) Blind, or
c) Australian

or d) - have read her wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_about_Miriam

**scissorhands** · 28th June 2010, 17:00

As long as I didnt end up with a sour puss like Posh Victoria Beckham, shes attractive I suppose, but horribly long faced and feels creepy to me

**DarkLord** · 28th June 2010, 18:20

Dude, that's a dude, dude.

**98tls** · 28th June 2010, 18:30

Originally Posted by scissorhands

As long as I didnt end up with a sour pus like Posh Victoria Beckham, shes attractive I suppose but horribly long faced and feels creepy

Attractive?jesus mate shes a pig,awhile back the Mrs had one of her womens books on the coffee table with a pic of that thing taken at the beach on the cover minus all the make up etc disgusting.No wonder the guy plays away a lot.

**rapid van cleef** · 28th June 2010, 18:47

theres a major problem with this poll. it uses this weird puffy word, soccer.............whats all that about??????

**Usarka** · 28th June 2010, 18:51

I don't get it.

Get paid millions of pounds. Get the hot chicks. Play a game to earn a crust.

You can call me Mr Puddle, but i'm more than shallow enough to vote yes.

Originally Posted by imdying

Pfft, the maintenance bills of that, I shudder at the thought.... make running a Superbike team look cheap I expect. Cheaper just to pay for it when you want it. Not sure if it would even be a worthwhile ride, just cause it's got a pretty face, be fun to find out though.

If you're earning six squillion pounds a minute you can afford the running costs or the hit on the trade-in.