View Poll Results: After a shag do you..........

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  • Cuddle and sleep soundly

    25 37.31%

  • Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.

    12 17.91%

  • Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.

    5 7.46%

  • lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya

    10 14.93%

  • Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive

    13 19.40%

  • Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.

    2 2.99%
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  1. 30th June 2010, 22:07 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!

    only cause she's exhausted and can't move.......
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  2. 30th June 2010, 22:07 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    You seen her do it on a Guzzi......theres a classic.
    Apparently I've got a sick mind.
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  3. 30th June 2010, 22:16 #48
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    What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.
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  4. 30th June 2010, 22:21 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.
    You should use electrical tape it has more stretch in it for the smaller diameter furry animals.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
    BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
    So please fuck off and die.
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  5. 30th June 2010, 22:24 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.
    Reminds me of a guy once caught shagging a donkey.

    When asked by the attending Officers if he had sex with the sheep in the paddock'
    He replied; 'Man, they're Rams. That's sick, what do you think I'm a Homo or something'...

    At least he got some ass
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  6. 30th June 2010, 22:26 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.
    Aaaah, always wondered what to do with that damn spoon??
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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  7. 30th June 2010, 22:53 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Fart?

    sooo THATS why your place is smelly...


    what a ride so far!!!!
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  8. 30th June 2010, 22:54 #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    After a shag do you..............
    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Fart?
    No, during.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.
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  9. 30th June 2010, 22:55 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.
    And it still hurts you prick.
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  10. 30th June 2010, 22:56 #55
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    Try to start the foreplay all over again.
    Time's a wastin!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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  11. 30th June 2010, 23:11 #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Try to start the foreplay all over again.
    Time's a wastin!
    Foreplay?Must be a Nth Isle thing.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...
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  12. 30th June 2010, 23:45 #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Foreplay?Must be a Nth Isle thing.
    So is in the south island it must be aft play....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!
    Yup Yup Yup! Bout says it all really!
    Trumpydom!
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  14. 1st July 2010, 07:12 #59
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    I usually just get the money off her and piss off home...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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  15. 1st July 2010, 07:40 #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I usually just get the money off her and piss off home...
    ............. and you don't fart on your way out either????
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