View Poll Results: After a shag do you..........

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  • Cuddle and sleep soundly

    25 37.31%

  • Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.

    12 17.91%

  • Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.

    5 7.46%

  • lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya

    10 14.93%

  • Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive

    13 19.40%

  • Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.

    2 2.99%
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  1. 1st July 2010, 07:45 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    ............. and you don't fart on your way out either????
    Nah - They're usually all used up by then - I am a great believer in the "head forced under the blankets" method, meself...
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  2. 1st July 2010, 09:01 #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!
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  3. 1st July 2010, 11:18 #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Aaaah, always wondered what to do with that damn spoon??
    Well, we were in the kitchen. She was lucky, the next nearest thing was a frying pan.
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  4. 1st July 2010, 11:24 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Wipe my whanger on the duvet??
    Does that get rid of the poo?
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  5. 1st July 2010, 11:29 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Does that get rid of the poo?
    eeww! Maha to much detail! LOL!!!
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  6. 1st July 2010, 11:30 #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    eeww! Maha to much detail! LOL!!!
    Its all in the delivery.....!
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  7. 1st July 2010, 12:12 #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Does that get rid of the poo?
    A wire brush works best for that. So I'm told!
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  8. 1st July 2010, 12:54 #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    Well, we were in the kitchen. She was lucky, the next nearest thing was a frying pan.
    You are allowed to let them out of the kitchen for that you know.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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  9. 1st July 2010, 13:28 #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    After a shag do you..............
    Release yr fingers off her Nostrils?
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    & still can't spell for shit!
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  10. 1st July 2010, 13:56 #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    After a shag do you..............
    do the Macarena?
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  11. 1st July 2010, 14:05 #71
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    eat a sandwich?
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    Tell her to bring her sister with her next time..
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    After sex I usually retire to the kitchen to make sure I have plenty of coffee and headache tablets. Sure as shite any bird that wanted to give me one the night before was off her face pissed and will need something for the mother of all hangovers that will be landing on her head in the morning.
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  14. 1st July 2010, 14:42 #74
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    high five............
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