After-sex etiquette...

**Teflon** · 2nd July 2010, 06:02

Pay them to leave

**aprilia_RS250** · 2nd July 2010, 12:31

if I'm lucky enough to be uncuffed from the wall stretcher, bedposts, chairs, staircase etc and my mistresses have taken off the blindfold then I usually go to the bathroom clean off the candle wax, all the "residue", all jelly + lube + olive oil....

**Grubber** · 2nd July 2010, 13:18

Originally Posted by Katiepie

Sad but true my dear. We are doomed with this lot!

Now thats not entirely fair.....I truly believe Conquiztador really was in love with that sheep.

**Grubber** · 2nd July 2010, 13:19

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

if I'm lucky enough to be uncuffed from the wall stretcher, bedposts, chairs, staircase etc and my mistresses have taken off the blindfold then I usually go to the bathroom clean off the candle wax, all the "residue", all jelly + lube + olive oil....

Far out....you actually got uncuffed?

**nudemetalz** · 2nd July 2010, 13:22

After?
Sex?

Is sex an option with marriage?

**slofox** · 2nd July 2010, 13:31

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

After?
Sex?

Is sex an option with marriage?

Not usually, no...

**MisterD** · 2nd July 2010, 13:51

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Is sex an option with marriage?

Once per child, dependent on fertility...

**Bald Eagle** · 2nd July 2010, 13:57

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Is sex an option with marriage?

Only on days of the week with a Z in and only if you are very lucky and very well behaved.

**oldrider** · 2nd July 2010, 14:51

SSSShhhhh! I have had mine convinced that sex is a daily "obligatory" function of marriage, for 46 years!

Why change the habit of a lifetime, just for a tiny weeny little bit of honesty!

**spacemonkey** · 2nd July 2010, 21:15

Originally Posted by Grubber

Far out....you actually got uncuffed?

Must have slipped out with all that lube + olive oil?

**ynot slow** · 2nd July 2010, 21:29

Think whew at least she aint Helen,much better Helen is in USA.The nightmare of shagging her is gone(unless you head to NY).

Usually say after shutting the gate with calves thank god for tight jerseys.

**Blackshear** · 3rd July 2010, 21:28

I like taking my time, she's dead anyway.
Most people frown upon burying them, but if done right, no-one will ever know.

**ajturbo** · 4th July 2010, 09:14

Originally Posted by Katiepie

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!

you silly woman...

us men are too busy riding to waste our time with romance....

if you can keep up, we men, may let you into our little world...

if not, stop ya bitching and go out with a soccer player... or even worse, a honda rider...