I wipe the mace from my eyes then run like hell
Cuddle and sleep soundly
Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.
Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.
lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya
Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive
Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.
Forum whore
I wipe the mace from my eyes then run like hell
Hardcore Biker
Pay her the $100
Him mit der R1200 Bayerische Motoren Werke Gelende Strasse
FORCE V4
Pay and leave.
Registered User
I take the gratitude myself.
Once you've had fat, you will never look back.
Forum whore
Head to the fridge and bring back 2 beers.
It shows some respect and sets the scene for the rest of the day...
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
Forum whore
anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?
doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.
gypsy
Originally Posted by Gibbo89
anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?
doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.
spilled coffee everywhere .... now THAT made me laugh....
what a ride so far!!!!
Forum whore
Haha, well i had to share... too bad i don't know anyone that has done it... yet.spilled coffee everywhere .... now THAT made me laugh....
Registered User
Lord knows I've tried.......
The 'Double Bass' is a good one. ......ding ding ding...
Slapper?
Sweet,the pair of you can swap Herpes remedys a few months later.anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?
doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Bite my shiney metal ass
Yes but don't let the wife catch you.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Forum whore
herpes? its not a big deal when its not inflamed...Sweet,the pair of you can swap Herpes remedys a few months later.
Anarchic Wild Child
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Anarchic Wild Child
Be careful - it's somene like this lot - or someone who will stop you riding !!
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Biker
Take off the velcro gloves
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