How about a dumb criminals thread for a laugh?

**duckonin** · 4th July 2010, 18:39

Originally Posted by Toaster

I recall locking up a muppet once who had an entire uncooked leg of ham shoved into his pants.
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Either one fucken big muppet or one real small leg of ham...

**Edbear** · 5th July 2010, 15:45

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had..' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (QUOTE of 2009) "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

**Toaster** · 5th July 2010, 20:16

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Cool, mind if I ask why you left the force?

Money.... which in hindsight was not my smartest move. I was happier working in a job where I helped others out, instead of helping line my own pockets.

**Toaster** · 5th July 2010, 20:19

Originally Posted by duckonin

Either one fucken big muppet or one real small leg of ham...

Your honour, I present to the Court a Ham................. oh and a leg of meat.

**SMOKEU** · 5th July 2010, 23:32

Originally Posted by Toaster

Money.... which in hindsight was not my smartest move. I was happier working in a job where I helped others out, instead of helping line my own pockets.

I was under the impression that police officers got paid quite well.