I think I'm probably a bit old to be cougar bait too, why weren't they around when I was a youngun
It was my understanding that the definition applies to a woman mid thirties upwards that likes younger men, like an aquaintance of ours in her mid forties that seems to have a thing for 20 something men, and wonders why it doesn't last.
I guess my wife would be cougar material, if she didn't have meInstead she seems to be generally considered a MILF which is probably not a lot better.
Riding cheap crappy old bikes badly since 1987
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Alternative INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET YOUNG CHICKS IF YOU'RE A BIKER (MIGHT COST A DRINK OR THREE UNLESS THEY ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
Get on your bike and ride it to the pub after 9.00pm, park outside any of the young chickie bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him and his bike along, you'll need him cause young chicks travel in pairs, or groups.
Be smart and cocky to all the young chicks that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because young chicks want to rebel against their dad's, with that "born to be wild image" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point.
Treat tham bad and offer them a very fast ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll grab your nuts trying to hang on in their drunken state. Their never too pissed and if they fall off don't stop.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off. Don't give them your number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them straight home by where they would have already decided how bad they will let you treat them, what they are going to cook you for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique "smashing it hard and treating it bad".........
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