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    I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

    But I jest.

    I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

    But I jest.

    I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts.
    For the love of god one more time,no need to touch there nutsWhilst there ranting simply break there nose with your forehead whilst there ranting,if your good at it you dont even have to lose any ale outta the glass.Big,small,tall,short no matter,everybody has a hard forehead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post
    Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...
    Nah he's here for his poppa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

    But I jest.

    I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts.
    I dunno - ask him that. He called me gay!
    He wasn't going to hurt me much, I was even too heavy for him to lift me.

    A punch in the nose works wonders, too, if the balls are defended.
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    He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

    Priceless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

    Priceless!
    Saying 'Ooooo you bitch' didn't help his cause much either.

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    so this is what little people have to put up with, people getting lippy to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

    Priceless!
    Then took a couple of punches and posted about a fight he lost on a biker site??

    UMMM what did he call you again???
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    talk about ruining the rep of bikers. "Call them names mate, they'll try to slap you"

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    Was the pink jacket the problem in the first place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Was the pink jacket the problem in the first place?
    Probably the arse-less chaps.
    Nothing else screams "bang my botty, big boy".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Definitely. I can't even reach the eye-level shelf at supermarkets without leaning back and going tippy-toes.


    Ha ha, nah man I just hugged his waist till he buggered off.


    I'm a pretty relaxed guy, just don't like people pointing fingers in my face or calling me gay. Highpoint mall, thankfully. About 100 people less to see me fail ha ha.
    If someone waves a finger in your face, you grab that finger, bend it, and their arm bacwards, step to the side, force their hand up behind their back, trip them on the side whre their hand is, i.e. if its their right hand trip their right leg, and drive their head into the floor with your full bodyweight on their back. takes less time to do than to type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Probably the arse-less chaps.
    Nothing else screams "bang my botty, big boy".
    Arent chaps by definition arse-less?

    Hope you werent hurt Blackshear. I would like to say my advice would be to walk away (and it still is) but I think I would have swung for him too. Remember hit him in the soft bits you don't break your hand that way

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