Leather jackets - Things you never learned about.

**Blackshear** · 7th July 2010, 21:15

Firstly, I want to tell anyone out there who doesn't know this, as I would have appreciated the same.

IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS, TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN JACKET.

Had a wee scrap in the shopping mall about half an hour ago, and it all started with an innocent 'what?'
"I said, you're fucking gay, got it?"
'Beg pardon?'
"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY"
So, like a man, I slapped his face. Tried to throw a proper punch, but all I got was a glancing forearm shot

Elbow shot? Nope, what power there was left in it was destroyed by the elbow padding.

I could only laugh as he hooked into me, but I learned a valuable lesson.

Take off your damn jacket. You end up looking like a dick for landing a slap, and only a slap.

THAT IS ALL

I saw the hand print on his face as I left the mall, after buying my starburst squirts

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 21:20

A simple headbutt would have sorted it.Why you fellas bother with all the arm waving shits beyond me.

**Blackshear** · 7th July 2010, 21:24

Originally Posted by 98tls

A simple headbutt would have sorted it.Why you fellas bother with all the arm waving shits beyond me.

I was inside. Don'tcha know it's manners to take off your hat indoors?
I'll bet you rest your shoes on the coffee table, too.

**Neshi** · 7th July 2010, 21:28

So you blame your leather jacket for not being able to throw a punch?

**Rogue Rider** · 7th July 2010, 21:31

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...

**mattian** · 7th July 2010, 21:35

crikey bro..... trouble seems to find you lately. Was this in Glenfield mall?

**Blackshear** · 7th July 2010, 21:42

Originally Posted by Neshi

So you blame your leather jacket for not being able to throw a punch?

Definitely. I can't even reach the eye-level shelf at supermarkets without leaning back and going tippy-toes.

Originally Posted by Rogue Rider

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...

Ha ha, nah man I just hugged his waist till he buggered off.

Originally Posted by mattian

crikey bro..... trouble seems to find you lately. Was this in Glenfield mall?

I'm a pretty relaxed guy, just don't like people pointing fingers in my face or calling me gay. Highpoint mall, thankfully. About 100 people less to see me fail ha ha.

**Mully** · 7th July 2010, 21:43

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

**Blackshear** · 7th July 2010, 21:45

Originally Posted by Mully

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

Lol, that would have been worse than slapping another man.

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 21:45

Originally Posted by Rogue Rider

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...

May the force be with him.

**oldrider** · 7th July 2010, 21:47

Careful with that seriously "threatening to injure, then taking your jacket off" lurk!

If you did that to me seriously, as soon as you were trapped in your half off jacket, you would be on the deck!

I would find it easier to apologise for getting it wrong by you than weeping about getting it wrong by me!

You made the call, take the consequences of your actions, personal responsibility and all that!

Not a good call!

Edit: I forgot to add, once upon a time!

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 21:48

Originally Posted by Blackshear

I was inside. Don'tcha know it's manners to take off your hat indoors?
I'll bet you rest your shoes on the coffee table, too.

Well then.

**piston broke** · 7th July 2010, 21:52

Originally Posted by Mully

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

is that you youngdean

yep sorry mully you have been led ashtray

**Blackshear** · 7th July 2010, 21:54

Originally Posted by oldrider

Careful with that seriously "threatening to injure, then taking your jacket off" lurk!

If you did that to me seriously, as soon as you were trapped in your half off jacket, you would be on the deck!

I would find it easier to apologise for getting it wrong by you than weeping about getting it wrong by me!

You made the call, take the consequences of your actions, personal responsibility and all that!

Not a good call!

Edit: I forgot to add, once upon a time!

Don't worry mate, you'd get a pretty good head start anyway, the tag on my zipper is knackered.

Live and learn eh. Next time, unzip the jacket before entering the mall

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 21:59

Originally Posted by Blackshear

Don't worry mate, you'd get a pretty good head start anyway, the tag on my zipper is knackered.

Live and learn eh. Next time, unzip the jacket before entering the mall

That or remember to remove the lippy before an outing eh.